As annoyed as I am with what he is doing with his career right now, the fact is that I still worship the ground that Johnny Depp walks on. There is none cooler than him. And for once I don't want to punch Ricky Gervais on his face...well not all the time.
Just listen to him talk about meeting Hunter S. Thompson for the first time, making bombs, getting caught by airport security for stuffed piranhas and vampire bats and so on. And that lucky bitch Brooke!