Showing posts with label Harry Potter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harry Potter. Show all posts

Thursday, 3 October 2013

The Month that was- September

     So September was something of a blur. The neverending exams finally ended, I started second year of college, I met Kalki Koechlin (!) and presently I feel like I've aged 30 years because of the drama competition. I had intended to watch a lot of movies but I could only manage 26 movies this month.


Firsts:
1) Kick-Ass 2- Rubbish. I really loved the first one but this one was dumb. Also, puke humour is not, like never ever, appreciated.
2) World War Z- I liked it a lot. The action was good, Brad Pitt was a decent protagonist, and the zombies genuinely scared me because I can't handle things suddenly jumping at me.
3) The Bling Ring- I discussed it on the last Across the Universe Podcast episode. LOVE Emma Watson.
4) The World's End- Not as great as the first two but still a solid ending to the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy.
5) The Kings of Summer- Even though it wasn't perfect, I enjoyed it a lot. It kind of made me want to be a boy.
6) A Royal Affair- Heartbroken thanks to Mads.
7) White House Down- Definitely the funnest stupid movie I've seen all year.
8) Camille- So Baz Luhrmann was definitely inspired by this when he was making Moulin Rouge!, yes? Anyways, really liked it and gosh, Robert Taylor was a hottie!
9) This is the End- Hilarious. Best ending of the year by a mile and a half.
10) Rush- Enjoyed it a lot. Daniel Bruhl was awesomesauce.
11) Days of Being Wild- I suddenly needed to watch some Wong kar-Wai. Maggie Cheung is so gorgeous.
12) Fallen Angels- Like I said. Definitely the most visual of the Wong kar-Wai's movies I've seen so far but a tad too frenzied.
13) Much Ado About Nothing- I thought it was excellent, and very pretty too.
14) The Lunchbox- One of the best films of the year and also among the finest Indian films I have ever seen. Just great.
15) Sleeper- The first of Woody's early comedies for me. So unexpected and awesome.
16) Prisoners- Very intriguing and engaging. Fine performances all around with Gyllenhaal taking the cake.


Rewatches:
1) The Shawshank Redemption- My go-to soul upliftment movie.
2) Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day- Remember how I went cray cray for this and British Lee Pace last month? Well, a friend gifted the film to me after all that and then I made a class full of males-deprived girls watch it because I'm evil like that :D
3) Shaun of the Dead- One of the best movies ever, imo.
4) Hot Fuzz- One of the best sequels ever, imo.
5) Fish Tank- I realised that Fassy in this is probably my favourite cinematic asshole.
6) The Bling Ring- Had much more fun the second time. 
7) The World's End- Ditto. You start noticing all the Edgar Wright-ian details.
8) Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani- Another birthday gift! Ranbir Kapoor's sex eyes in this are deadly.
9) 2001: A Space Odyssey- I would love to watch a behind-the-scenes special on this. A visual marvel.
10) Blade Runner- Apparently Rick Deckard was a replicant? Whaaaaaat?!! Harrison Ford is totes my ultimate cinematic hunk.


TV Shows:
Breaking Bad, season 5- What can I say that hasn't already been said? I bade goodbye in my own little way to one of the greatest shows of our time. It's been quite a journey and I am glad it ended so satisfyingly. I will just mention that "Ozymandias" is among the best hours of television I have ever watched and I don't really know how to choose an MVP or a favourite quote, so I'm going to go with Jesse Pinkman's bitchin', "YEAH, BITCH!!! MAGNETS!!"


Books:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone- I forgot just how funny Fred and George are.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- And Oliver Wood is awesome. His utter devotion to Quidditch is inspiring.
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban- Reading this one after 10 years or something. The whole ending is much scarier in the book than in the movie.


Final tally:
                            Firsts- 139                       Rewatched- 61                      Shorts- 2
                                                                       Total- 202


October is here and my holidays are coming! I will try to watch a few horror movies but I am going in full Doctor Who-mode in preparation for the 50th Anniversary next month.

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Small Roles... Big Performances Blogathon

        When I heard of this blogathon being hosted by Ruth of Flixchatter, I got really excited because I love small roles that have massive impacts. But I could not decide on one and after thinking it over and over again in my head, one performance, though not as obscure as the guidelines say, stands high and above any I can think of to bestow such a title on. I have spoken about two more that are second and third in my eyes respectively.

The many many honourable mentions- Everyone in Scott Pilgrim VS The World, especially the awesome Kieran Culkin, Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club, Stanley Tucci in nearly everything he has done, likewise for Allison Janney, Michael Cera in Juno, Chia Hui Liu in Kill Bill Vol.2 etc.


3.
Noah Taylor in Submarine

Very few characters can make me laugh like Taylor's Lloyd Tate. He's like the most adorable depressed person ever. There is always a tinge of humour in his sadness and vice versa. Whether he is explaining about his love for oceans or giving his son Oliver relationship advice or drinking lemon water for days on end, he is so subtly, almost pathetically funny, and my heart goes out to him in every scene of his in this movie.

Favourite part of his performance- "Listen, look, I know you think I'm very boring, you know... but once I ripped my vest off in front of a woman, and err... it was very effective actually. It produced a very atavistic response."


2.
Imelda Staunton in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

In a way, almost the entire Harry Potter cast, certainly most of the adult actors, should qualify for this blogathon. I choose Staunton out of all of them because her Dolores Unbridge was a fantastically awful woman. I mean I hated her in the books, but with Staunton's pinkness and squeaky voice and this truly sinister undercurrent in her performance, I was terrified of her in the movie. Do not be fooled by the cat-lady act. Give me a 1000 Voldemorts any friggin' day, but keep this fuzzy pink monster away from me!

Favourite part- Inviting Harry to that super creepy office of hers for detention, and making him write "I must not tell lies" with his own blood *shudders*.


1.
Kevin Spacey in Se7en

Se7en is a very disturbing film. We are shown all these horrific murders done by some diabolical mastermind. It is only towards the end of the film that we see this John Doe, the man behind the deaths. We already have formed an opinion, an image of him in our heads, and when Spacey walks into that police building, covered in blood, he is everything we had imagined and more. 

Spacey is amazing as John Doe. All of his actions, his provocations, his "admission" of his "sin"- everything about him is incredibly scary and effective. You can understand how this man is capable of committing such atrocities. It is a bone-chilling performance, which helps make Se7en the modern thriller classic it is.

Favourite part- When he is sitting in the backseat of the police car, telling Mills and Somerset of his "perfect, flawless series of murders" and how no one will ever forget them or him. He was right of course.


       So there you have it. These are my choices. Do check out Ruth's site for other entries. Also tell me about your choices in the comments. 

Friday, 14 September 2012

Thoughts

       Wazza people? Did you know that 'totes' and 'amazeballs' are words in the dictionary now? And this meme doesn't apply because they are an actual part of English. Memes, you have failed us. Personally I find 'totes' funny, but that's just me.

1) September has turned into unofficial Doctor Who month on this blog. Sorry if that inconveniences anyone. I'm just really in love with this show.

2) Film Buzz- Ewan McGregor will now star in August: Osage County, along with Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Benedict Cumberbatch, Juliette Lewis, Abilgail Breslin, Chris Cooper, Dermot Mulroney, Sam Shepard, Margo Martindale and Misty Upham. Phew! Some cast that. Also Zero Theorem, the new Terry Gilliam film with Christoph Waltz in it, will now have Tilda Swinton too. If that isn't a dynamite trio, I don't know what. Then Christian Slater will join the Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac, which already has Shia La Beouf, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe. It sounds really fucked up. My thoughts are exactly that of Sati's. Ew.

3) Links- Read this uber-adorable post on Mette's Journey to Wes Anderson Land.

4) I didn't publish this last week because I thought about dedicating a whole post to it, but then it hit me that I have done a lot of Harry Potter tributes on this blog. Anyways, this is "Mischief Managed: A Harry Potter Retrospective"-



Needless to say I was in tears by the end of this. I have realised that I can no longer watch a Harry Potter film without feeling a little sad inside. These were such a special series of films; you can see it from the video. From the look to the music to the absolutely epic cast of actors, and the story itself is so great. I just wish that they would have been more appreciated.

5) TIFF news and reviews are pouring in from everywhere. So here is what I have surmised so far- To the Wonder is Terrence Malick's weakest film yet, Ben Affleck's Argo is probably the best out there (Roger Ebert has gon as far as to say that it will win the Best Picture Oscar this year)- both very unexpected. Mixed reviews for Cloud Atlas, The Place Beyond the Pines, Like Someone in Love, Seven Psychopaths and a lot of love for David O. Russells's Silver Linings Playbook though it's supposedly total sell-out on the part of the usually eccentric director. The Master too hasn't received the universal acclaim one would expect from a Paul Thomas Anderson film, which is the most surprising conclusion of all. The one I am now looking forward the most too, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, is getting really good reviews! Also the newly re-cut On the Road is supposedly better. I can't wait to see all these movies!

6) A Whole Lot of Trailers and an Ad- A second Cloud Atlas trailer has come out, that is half the length of the former. I am really looking forward to this film actually. It looks absolutely stunning. The new Elle Fanning film, Ginger and Rosa has a trailer out. It looks really beautiful and apparently Fanning has done a brilliant job in it. I'm a fan, so I really want to watch it. Midnight's Children, which is Deepa Mehta's adaptation of one of my favourite books ever. I think the trailer looks really good, and though different from how I imagined it would look like, I am really looking forward to see how this one pans out. A Late Quartet, which has a very impressive cast boasting of Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Catherine Keener and Christopher Walken. I am not entirely intrigued by the trailer- it's kind of meh. The new horror film with a very goth Jessica Chastain and Jaime Lannister (his real name is too big) Mama has a trailer out. It looks pretty bad. But that is forgiven because have you seen this ad for Yves Saint Laurent with La Chastain, directed by Nicolas Winding Refn? I want to marry it. Then there is Smashed with Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Aaron Paul. The trailer looks okay but word has it that the film is really good and Winstead has given a stellar performance. Lincoln, whose trailer had a teaser for it- lolwut? Anyways, it reminds me too much of the super-awful War Horse which wasn't that terrible in itself but for all the unnecessary praise it received. THAT NOMINATION BELONGED TO DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2! Never forget. Daniel Day-Lewis is a shoo-in for an Oscar nom though. Duh. Finally there is the trailer to the much-awaited Aamir Khan-starrer Talaash that completely delivers on what we had expected. I am so glad such films are still being made. I really hope it is good. 

7) Btw, how do you like the new banner? It's one of my most favourite ones yet. 

8) Finally, continuing from the earlier Jessica Chastain appreciation-life avenue of thought, I give you this (Stevee must be overjoyed)-
She's making me fall in love with purple all over again. Votte goddess.


That's it for now I guess. Byee.

Monday, 27 February 2012

It's Oscars or whatever

So I woke up at 3:30 in the morning to see the 84th Academy Awards. I had woken up around the same time the previous night thinking I had gotten my time zones wrong and Oscars have started.

My thoughts:
- Ugh the interviewers are stupid. I did like the British female though, despite that interview with Nick Nolte.

- I loved the Mominees part. I started tearing up.

- My best-dressed- Jessica Chastain with her red hair and that awesome black and gold dress and Michelle Williams in a colour which made me think of red roses. I also liked Octavia Spencer (who Nina Garcia called OctAhvia), Kristen Wiig, Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Rose Byrne and a very appropriate Glenn Close.

- When they showed those guys carrying the Oscar envelopes in the suitcases, I couldn't help but picture someone tackling them and the envelopes flying out in a dramatic fashion. Why don't people tackle them?

- I hate that they keep showing the inside of the theatre. It loses the magic and appeal.

- So the show starts. I don't know if I liked the interior design so much. For whatever reason it made the place look smaller.

- I like Morgan Freeman too much. Nice way to open and that montage was funny. Minus Beiber of course.

- Billy Crystal was not in his top form. I couldn't understand some of the things he said or sang. But he was still much better than the train wreck last time.

- Doesn't Tom Hanks start the awards-giving every year?

- I can't believe Emmanuel Lubezki didn't win for cinematography! I mean, The Tree of Life is one of the most beautiful looking films to have ever been made, and Lubezki is to thank for that. Hugo was good, but certainly not this great.

- So I don't know at what point to start my Harry Potter tirade. Maybe a bit later on. Anyways it didn't win the much deserved Art Direction award.

- That band on the side made me think of the Oscars as an overblown late night talk show. I hated that they kept cutting to it. The direction was really off this year.

- Then there's a random montage of why we love movies or something, which was the running theme of the night. It started with Forrest Gump, then Titanic, and then *cue drum roll* Twilight. Because of course Twilight is a cinematic experience none of us should ever miss! It ended with the orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally though, which is epic.

- Why do they still call Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz to this? Why? They colour coordinated their ugly gowns and everything.

- Christian Bale comes! I miss him and everything else of last year's award season.

- Jessica Chastain's reaction to her clip was so pretty. Also I am finally coming to terms with Tate Taylor being a bit of a dreamboat.

- Of course OctAhvia Spencer won. The standing ovation was nice though it seemed like one of those times when you are goaded into standing because people are sheep-like. I had enough of those at school.

- One of the best part of the awards was undoubtedly that totally unexpected and properly deserved win by Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter. They were so shocked, and that's how it is still fun. I loved their shout-out to Rooney Mara, who is just so pretty. First back-to-back editing win since the 30s. Also, a little reminder of the awesomeness of The Social Network. Joys :D

- Tina Fey and Bradley Cooper gave like three awards. They wouldn't leave. Oscars could have gotten other presenters.

- The Cirque de Soleil performance was very well done, though incredibly random. I did like that female standing on that guy's head though.

- Robrt Downey Jr. and Emma Stone killed it. They are too awesome! I love Emma Stone's readiness to do the stupid. She looked really happy the whole time. And of course, no one is cooler than RDJesus.

- So visual effects are given to Hugo and with that ends the last chance EVER for Harry Potter to win an Oscar. And then Billy Crystal makes a nice little passing remark on how the series ended this year. Hold on tight folks, this is going to get bumpy.

WHY THE FUCK DO THE OSCARS HATE HARRY POTTER SO MUCH? What did they do to the Oscars? I do not understand. Please explain. They were too successful and fun and not stupid. Is it because they were British, because The King's Speech has to answer a few questions then. They couldn't even get them to present, when the same people were standing there for 2 or 3 different awards. They could have still called Daniel Radcliffe because he was all "Entertainer of the Year" and stuff, and Emma Watson because she was in My Week with Marilyn. Seriously, Twilight gets preference over a decade of simply magical movies. Oscars is probably the only place where Twilight > Harry Potter (even MTV awards are not that disrespectful). And okay fine, don't call them. Don't give them any awards. But then don't mention them either. Because that was really horrible. It's sort of like laughing in your face when you are in incredible pain. THE FACE OF A WHOLE GENERATION. So awful. Why? 

- Christopher Plummer's win was my most favourite, even though that was probably the most obvious. I think Best Supporting Actor category is my favourite in general. His speech will go down in the books. Just that totally classy way with which he started "You're only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my life?" It was lovely.

- At one point it looked like Hugo will bag the most awards, but then the award by The Descendants for Adapted Screenplay stopped that. I liked the speech, so I won't say anything. And Angelina Jolie looked like such a superhero goddess there.

- Yaay Woody! I would love to see Woody finally coming to these award ceremonies to get his lifetime achievement awards, but it probably goes against his idea of being immortal. Whatever. I love Woody.

- The bridesmaids were fun. I need to get started on that drinking game. It's funny because Scorsese is one of the main people behind Boardwalk Empire which shuns drinking. His reaction was hilarious. Also he looked adorable in his tux.

- Big question- what was with the popcorn? Were people having popcorn throughout? Won't some of the actresses burst out of their dresses after consuming a single unit?

- Man, Hazanavicius's name-butchering will finally end. I guess his Best Director win was quite deserved.

- I love Honorary Oscars- never-ending tears. They should focus more on them though. Dick Smith and Oprah Winfrey were in tears, and James Earl Jones himself had an epic speech, or whatever little they showed of it. Then the random band played an obnoxiously happy music for them.

- The memorium was lovely and poignant. I find it creepy how so many people pass away like just few months before the Oscars (as IMDb kept informing me on my Facebook page so regularly). The ending with Elizabeth Taylor was perfect. Also the intro by Billy Crystal was probably his shining moment of the night for me. He seemed really on edge throughout.

- Oh the little tributes throughout by the actors was really nice. I love Gabourey Sidibe. Also Edward Norton should really win an Oscar already. He looks too much like an Oscar-winner to me.

- I liked that they played Black Swan's music for Natalie Portman. I loved it when she addressed Gary Oldman and a little part of me was still rooting for him (the same little part that went on screaming LEON REUNION!). Still all said and done, Jean Dujardin was a great choice. He spreads so much joy around. He should have had an act with the muppets. Also, make him star in the next muppets movie please.

- A.R. Rahman was there, with the annoying band. Indiansssss.

- Colin Firth is still so dashing. I loved the fact that they played my favourite clip of Rooney Mara's for her nomination. His intro to Meryl Streep was beyond ahmazing. They really must make another film together (especially after the Cinderella moment at the BAFTAs).

- MERYL STREEP!! WOO HOO! So what if The Iron Lady sucks and I will never watch it?! That woman is one of the greatest actors ever. It's been like 29 years since her last win, and if you look at her IMDb page, it has like a million nominations. She was relieved, and like she said, she'll never win again in all probability. Still she makes everything worthwhile and no one can truly hate her.

- Tom Cruise gave Best Film. Really, Oscars, really? The montage was nice. Kudos for the little Benedict Cumberbatch part. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close totally won.

- Kidding. So many of these nominees got nothing. TTSS, Bridesmaids, The Tree of Life (robbed), Albert Nobbs, ELIC, War Horse (thank the lord) and Harry Potter (no comments). Hugo and The Artist got 5 each and the only other multiple winner was The Iron Lady. Like duh.

- Still as much as I crib now, I will be finding myself sleep-deprived again next year. Let's hope The Hobbit, Django Unchained and The Dark Knight Rises win big. Let's hope the Oscars grow a brain and a heart in some departments. Let's hope people will look back after a hundred years or so and still wonder, like me, about the Oscars' hatred for Harry Potter. Let's hope Hugh Jackman returns soon.


Bye now.

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Saturday, 31 December 2011

What was 2011?

       2011 is ending. Great for me personally because it was possibly the worst year of my life and let's hope history doesn't repeat itself. However, this is mostly a film blog and we will focus on all things celluloid. Thus a few things that happened in 2011, film-wise:

1) The Social Network lost to The King's Speech and David "God-like" Fincher lost to bloody Tom Hooper in the Oscars. These Oscars were the first one I properly followed, unlike earlier when I would have seen a few films and performances. I am probably never going to forget it... too much devotion towards TSN.

2) My childhood, along with hundreds of thousands of others from "my generation", ended with the final installment of the Harry Potter film series hitting the theatres. A lot of tears were shed as we said goodbye to the Boy Wizard and his friends and Hogwarts.

3) Pirates of Caribbean 4 came out- honestly who remembers this? Me neither, and I actually liked the film...

4) Loads of superheroes- some were terrible and green, and the others were better than I expected, most notably the film with Fassy in the turtlenecks and the film in which Chris Evans is a scrawny kid from Brooklyn.

5) A few nice surprises like Midnight in Paris and Bridesmaids. Even Rise of the Planet of the Apes, with the ridiculous name, is one of the better reviewed films of the year.

6) Two absolutely stunning films about the cosmos and human life came out- The Tree of Life and Melancholia. One won the Palme D'Or, the other suffered due to the director's big mouth. Still, I'm pretty stoked about Kirsten Dunst winning the award for her brilliant performance.

7) This year will be looked back as the year when Ryan Gosling came on his own, hence it was the Year of the Gos. I for one, was always a fan, even before The Notebook, and it gave me a lot of joy. People were left gobsmacked at his photoshopped-esque beauty in Crazy, Stupid, Love; they felt the thrill of the Driver in Drive; and they were totally won over by his charm in The Ides of March. So much so that the crowning of Bradley Cooper as the Sexiest Man Alive for 2011 led to protests and petitions being signed (I signed one myself). In all of this though, the Gos has remained completely oblivious and awesome- breaking fights and making comedy videos and oh what a lustrous career ahead!

8) The biggest breakthroughs this year was ofcourse Jessica Chastain and Michael Fassbender. Seriously, how many people knew about Chastain existing before 2011? But she was in everything, and was lovely. Fassy fever hit me and many others this year, and this is only the start. Along with them, four other actors, who were quite brilliant this year, I am looking forward to see are Asa Butterfield, Elizabeth Olsen, Ezra Miller and Tom Hiddleston.

9) Quite a malnourished year when it comes to animated films. People really enjoyed Rango, though I was totally won over by The Adventures of Tintin. What this year did have was two very well received films about films,  Hugo and The Artist, which is always great.

10) This year was also when one of the greatest and most beautiful actresses ever, Elizabeth Taylor, died. She will be sorely missed.

(So those were the 10 things that pop into my head when I think 2011. For cutesy purposes I guess, I shall talk about an 11th thing, that isn't film-based so much, but meh- my list!)

11) I discovered the brilliance of Doctor Who (the Eleventh incarnation no less) and Sherlock, and went gaga over the genius that is Steven Moffat. Also since we're taking a personal route here, I finished Quentin Tarantino's filmography, started and finished watching all of P.T. Anderson's films, and started on auteurs like Pedro Almodóvar and David Lynch. Yaay :D

All in all, a pretty decent film year I think. Goodbye 2011, hello 2012!

Friday, 23 December 2011

Thoughts

A bit late, sorry. Here are the thoughts-


1) Let's start with trailers because it was THE BEST WEEK OF TRAILERS EVER!! I mean Wrath of the Titans people- Yaaaaayy!! No I'm kidding ofcourse, because that film is a joke. First up, we have the last part of Christopher Nolan's epic Batman trilogy The Dark Knight Rises. OMG it's awesome!! So I had been dying to get a glimpse of Catwoman because I am just the biggest fan of her portrayal by Michele Pfeiffer, and Anne Hathaway looks and sounds brilliant! Yes, it's a bit too much like Batman Returns, with the ball and all, but who cares? And I like Bane finally. People have issues with the voice, but I thought it was fine and like seriously, Nolan has toppled over cities in his films; he can handle voice issues pretty adeptly, I am sure. Then there is the trailer to Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey- OMFG it's awesomer!! Martin Freeman looks spot on fantastic as Bilbo Baggins, and it's great seeing old favourites like Gandalf, Galadriel, Gollum and the One Ring. I've missed Middle Earth, though it will take a whole year till we go there properly. These two are among my most anticipated films of next year. There were other trailers too- Bel Ami, which is Robert Pattinson's next. It looks okay-ish. I like onscreen playboys, so it will probably become a guilty pleasure. Lastly, there's the teaser to Ridley Scott's Prometheus. I've started watching the Alien films, and I do not think this film will be my cup of tea due to my wuss-nature. However, my Fassy fever knows no bounds and I'll probably still watch it.


2) Okay it's a bit late to have this outburst, but WHY THE FUCK WAS HARRY POTTER NOT NOMINATED FOR BEST ENSEMBLE IN SAG AWARDS?! There was Prof McBadass brilliance in this also :'( Stupid award voters and their low opinion of children movies. It is because they are all dead inside and their soul is as shriveled up as an ugly raisin.


3) Couple of days back I saw Juno and Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. Does anyone else miss Michael Cera? I dooo. I also want him to re-team with Edgar Wright. Can't there be more Scott Pilgrim films? I mean 2011 was a good year film-wise, but there was nothing like Scott Pilgrim, so that's a big fat fail.


4) Stevee Taylor of Cinematic Paradox got me on a Harry Potter high again, with her Harry Potter marathon. It'll be weird seeing all the films over the course of like a week. I cannot imagine it. I'm going to be doing a somewhat similar thing next year, when I see all the original Star Wars movies. I have a good feeling I'll hate them and not really understand them, but I look forward to be proven wrong (hopefully).


5) Are there other series like these that I need to watch? I'll be dabbling in Westerns also. And I have to see the 1939 films. Help all ye more knowledgeable folk!!


6) Finally- this is the best Christmas tree ever-
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Be good kids :D

Byeeee. Falalalala.

Thursday, 24 November 2011

Thoughts

And it's time to flex my brain muscles again (are there muscles in the brain? Idk)! Woo hoo! Which is great because they seem to have died in my attempts to study for my upcoming exams next week. WOO HOO!!

1) This week I saw When Harry Left Hogwarts, i.e., the documentary made about the filming of the last two Harry Potter films. It was so sad. I have been obsessing about how my life has ended with the end of the film series, but there were so many people whose lives actually and completely depended on it. As much as I was the kid cast to succeed, I really hope all of the enormous cast and crew get jobs too. One of my favourite parts in the documentary was about all the dwarves who played the goblins, and one of them was an original Oompa Loompa, and how Warwick Davis's kids too got to be a part of it. The fears of the kid cast, especially the trio, as voiced by them and the other cast members, was scary. As such, it was a slightly random documentary, but still necessary. Needless to say, I wept a lot in the end, especially when they showed Daniel Radcliffe crying so much. Then I read my own tribute and sobbed even more. If I may say so myself, I am quite proud of it.

2) I did not know that this was happening- Wes Anderson's next, Moonrise Kingdom, has THE MOST AHMAZING CAST ASSEMBLED EVER! Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, Frances McDormand and Harvey Keitel. NIFNVHLIJHLKMCFEXBHJBNKXIMDIO!!!!!! So much brilliance! I could die. I can not wait for this enough. Another amazing cast is that of Ridley Scott's Prometheus- Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Noomi Rapace, Tom Hardy and Fassy himself. Sexy. It is the prequel to Aliens, so I must watch all the Alien movies before watching this, as I have been planning to do for a while now. Still, Accio 2012!!

3) I really want to write something about Woody Allen for LAMBS in the Director's Chair this week, but as expected, I am drawing a total blank. The exams are to blame, and my braindead-ness. *Sigh*

4) Trailers- Woody Harrelson's new drama Rampart has a trailer out. I think it looks very good, and again, brilliant cast. I have seen parts of The Messenger, and I can just imagine how fantastic Harrelson will be. Also, the music is cool. I'm quite looking forward to it. Beauty and the Beast 3D is being released, following the success of The Lion King 3D, which I did not watch unfortunately. I love the original, but it's not exactly the thrilling 3D tale, unlike in the case of The Lion King. Still Belle is my original Disney princess (though I already love Merida the most). The Woman in Black has released a third trailer, and this one too is pretty good. I hope they aren't showing all the good scares in the spooky-licious trailers.

5) Awards season is here and people are starting to put up their prediction charts. As I haven't seen many of the films yet, I am not doing any such thing for now. What I will do is talk about whatever "Oscar buzz-worthy" films I see and what I think of their chances. This week I saw 50/50 and Albert Nobbs. The first was quite good, and I would love to see JGL get nominated for his role, but this is one heavy year in the Best Actor category :-(. His future is bright though, and this is only the beginning for him. I do think he'll get Golden Globe attention, like his much-deserved nomination for (500) Days of Summer. Now Albert Nobbs was tricky. The only thing good about it was Glenn Close, and she was very good, but I think the lack of appeal in the film will hurt her cause. Also it's a Streep year, so Best Actress can go any which way. Mia Wasikowska and Janet McTeer were nice, though I highly doubt they will get any recognition whatsoever. I saw Like Crazy the week before. Felicity Jones was very good but I think the AMPAs will fill the young actress spot with the more daring performances by Rooney Mara and/or Elizabeth Olsen this year. For Anton Yelchin's chances, well if they think about him, they really must think about JGL first.

6)Two Harry Potter related posts, 'cuz the men of Potter are fabulous-
(Aww. C'est la vie Tom. Ryan Gosling just spreads disappointment all around).

(DanRad is my dancing queen).

Toodles.

Monday, 17 October 2011

Just when you thought it was over...


I'm sobbing right now. I can't even...I'm so watching this.


Also, just when you thought Harry Potter could not make any more money... highest grossing documentary anyone?

Thursday, 4 August 2011

"This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name." - MY FAVOURITE HP FILMS

Harry Potter films have left behind a legacy of great fantasy stories mixed with heart and humour. With all this in mind, the following are my top 5 Harry Potter Films:


5) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 2-

Yes the second viewing helped. This film stroke a great balance between the huge battle scene with the fancy effects, and the touching, tear-jerky ones. Many characters got their fare share in this film finally- I rejoiced for McGonagall's "BOOM!" and Neville's heroics, and Snape and Harry made me cry a great deal. As the last line of the book says- "All was well", this film ended the beloved film series with a well-deserved bang. There were a few blatant flaws, but over-all, one heck of a film. Also the music was fantastic...never really cared till now. As Ruth from Let's be Splendid About This commented, the film as a whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and I did end up loving it.


4) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone-

The film that started it all- the series and my madness. Chris Columbus did a great deal, more than people give him credit for, by bringing in the principal cast together. He knew how to make children films, and made a fantastic one out of this. The world fell in love with these three adorable kids and their magical school. So they weren't the best of actors then, but they played the characters perfectly. Also the supporting cast- Richard Harris, Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane and obviously- Alan Rickman are wonderful. This film introduced us to the many things of this enchanted world, and filled us with amazement, and a life-long wish to be part of it all. I think it was a very well-made film...not particularly innovative or anything, but an honest and dazzling adaptation of a genius children's book.


3) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 1-

I remember how utterly depressed I was reading the first half of this book. David Yates, however, made a beautiful, haunting film out of this. What we usually felt from Harry Potter films was that cozy feeling of belonging somewhere and like being with friends. This film negated all that, and left us with like a hole, but since it was such an unexpected thing to feel from an HP film, I loved it. It just showed that so much can be done with these films. This is the only film not set in Hogwarts, and Yates took total advantage of that and gave us gorgeous backdrops. Things like the noise of the Horcrux, Hermione wiping out her parents' memories, the incredulous Deathly Hallows sequence, and the amazing Dobby set it apart from all the other films. 


2) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban-

Yaay! Now that's what I'm talking about. Warner Bros handed over the reigns of the super-kiddy series to a slightly-racy auteur, Alfonso Cuorón, and we got MAGIC! Suddenly the films became dark, and cool. This one in particular was smart and funny. The brilliant Gary Oldman, Emma Thompson, Michael Gambon and David Thewlis joined the cast. The kids finally started acting! This film didn't require much explosions or charms, but still simple things like the Dementors or the Whomping Willow did enough. I just love the look of this film in general, and the super-witty humour, and the fact that Hermione punches Malfoy in it. Plus major points to Cuarón and the film for making sense out of the super-flawed Time Turner idea, and making a great third act as a whole.



1) Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix-

Again, I can imagine the "WHAAAT???" But seriously, I love love love this film. It's so rare that a film is better than the book. And I absolutely loathed the book, and was convinced this film will be shite. But instead, I got this great story. I love all the aspects of it- Harry with his anger and Voldie-spasms, Umbridge in all her pink Devil-ness, the formation of DA and all the secretive fighting, LUNA, Sirius and Harry, BELLATRIX, the trio discussing Harry's kiss, and obviously the end. Then end is just brilliance, better than those of all the other films combined. First there are these splendid kids fighting against Death Eaters; then the angelic Order comes and they start fighting; then Harry and Sirius fight against Malfoy together; then Sirius dies and Harry's face just there; then Dumbledore and Voldemort have that super-epic duel; finally when Voldemort possesses Harry, the way Harry fights back because of the ability to love in him. This film gives me such a kick...a great effort by Yates. It shows why I love these films so much...beneath all the glamour of charms and potions and dark arts, they are about these incredible kids with who have such heart and courage, and who give so much importance to friendship, and no amount of darkness, and despair and sorrow can ever defeat that.

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

"I can't be a wizard. I mean, I'm just Harry, just Harry." ~ Harry Potter

          Yes I am lame enough to choose the main protagonist as my favourite character in the series. What can I say? I have always loved Harry. I think he's a genuinely good guy, and even though that sometimes causes problems, he just wants to save everyone. Also, the fact that I fell in love with him when I was 9 years old, and never really got over him, might have something to do with it. This is a highly subjective list of favourite characters I am making, so such feelings do matter. Although, having had recently seen all the films, I can safely say that there is good reason for me staying true to my 9 year old self- Harry is a great person, a fierce friend, and his special brand of dry humour is kind of charming.




HP and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform Nine and Three-Quarters?"

The film starts with Dumbledore putting baby Harry on the Dursley's doorstep, and saying that one day every kid in their world will know his name. The baby with a lightning scar on his forehead is shown to have grown up into a little skinny boy of nearly 11, living in the cupboard under the stairs of the Dursley house. We also see the...um, well-fed Dudley and understand how Harry must have been treated there. Our heart goes out for the little bullied boy. Obviously mystery surrounds him- what with the vanishing glass and the talking to the boa constrictor in the zoo and ALL those letters; we can feel the "magic" in the air. Then, on Harry's lonely and touching eleventh birthday, Hagrid visits and informs Harry that he is in fact a wizard. He, obviously, finds all this incredulous at first, but then is swept away in the wonder of it all, as we are too. I guess Harry in the first film is the eyes of the audience. He also sees how everyone else behaves around him- and finds out the secret behind him being the Boy who Lived and all. He is just amazed at all this first...being a very starry-eyed and together kid that he was. Then he meets Ron, and finds a person who knows all about being magical, and someone who he can, finally share his secrets and feelings and food with. Soon after, he also meets Hermione and I think he just finds her funny, and is not irritated by her like Ron. Malfoy is next..."the wrong sort",  and this shows how Harry is a good judge of character. His whole sorting, with choice and all, forms a foundation of his character...a person who was good and brave by choice, despite whatever problems he faced. There is a lovely shot of him looking out of his window with Hedwig the first night at Hogwarts, signifying that he finally feels like he belongs somewhere. Harry is made uncomfortable by Snape since the get-go, and their first Potions lesson does not lesson this feeling. While the belonging part- Harry is a natural at flying, and him getting chosen as Seeker, even as a "Frankie first year" shows that. One of the things I noticed this time round was that Harry is such a little conspiracy theorist, and most of his blown-up ideas more or less hit the spot. In this one, he starts snooping about what went missing in vault 713 in Gringotts, Snape's secret, and what was under the trapdoor that Fluffy was guarding..after the trio's run-in with the three-headed giant dog. Another thing is him trying to save or protect people- whether it's Neville and his Remembrall in Quidditch practice, or Hermione from the clutches of a huge troll. The Quidditch match is a great moment of victory for Harry, and for us who support the little boy wizard. Then it's back to snooping around with Nicholas Flamel, and Hagrid's baby Norwegian Ridgeback etc. One of the saddest and most fantastical things in this film is when Harry encounters in the Mirror of Erised. We see how much this boy has missed out in his life, and the importance for family for him. Harry and the trio get in trouble with McGonagall, and in the dangerous Forbidden Forest, Harry for the first time in all his consciousness, meets Voldemort. There he finds himself in mortal danger, but still he soon goes through the trapdoor to retrieve the Sorcerer's Stone and try and prevent Voldemort's return. Though the earlier obstacles show off Hermione and Ron's strengths more, finally, and how it is always fated to be, Harry faces Voldemort alone. Here we see his inner strength...seeing this horrific face and still fighting back, not wanting his parents back because he wouldn't give up, getting the Sorcerer's Stone because he only wanted to protect it and not use it, and finally destroying the treacherous Quirrell. Later when Dumbledore meets him, we see the beginning of a life-defining friendship and understanding between this young wizard and this old master. Dumbledore talks about the love that flows inside him because of his mother,and we get clues of what might come later. Finally, Harry, with Hermione, Ron and Neville, helps Griffindor in winning the house cup. When he leaves, he says- "I'm not going home, not really," and then waves goodbye to his wondrous new home Hogwarts...and we know that we have fallen under his spell forever.




HP and the Chamber of Secrets


"Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom."


Harry's eyes are as iconic as he is and throughout the film series, we see a much-appreciated share of them. The beginning of this film start with them, as Harry is looking through his album and reminiscing about his magical school and incredible friends. He is hurt that they haven't written to him all summer, and the apathetic Dursleys do nothing to lessen that feeling. Immediately after he is given instructions to play invisible during Vernon's important business dinner, he meets the marvelous house-elf Dobby for the first time. Through Dobby's devotion to him and his friendship, we see what an impact he has had all over the world, and how just and kind he is. Dobby comes to tell him to not return to Hogwarts that year because it could be fatal to him, but he is adamant to do the contrary because, danger or not, it is his only home. This leads to a fallen dessert on Vernon's boss's wife, and a putting-up of bars on Harry's window. But Harry breaks free with the help of Ron, the Weasley twins and a stolen car. Harry is amazed by the very enchanted Burrow, and the lovely Weasley family. Ginny is properly introduced there, and we see her feelings for Harry immediately (gah...Ginny). In Knockturn/Diagon Alley, Harry runs into a number of people- creepy witches and wizards, Hagrid, Hermione, the amiable Malfoys, and Gilderoy Lockhart...which goes to show how Harry's fame precedes him always. After reaching Hogwarts, Harry starts hearing a voice, and discovers a petrified Mrs. Norris and bloody writings on the wall saying that the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. This is, as Hermione says, a bad thing. But Harry and his conspiracy theorist self, start believing that Malfoy is the heir of Slytherin and behind all this. The trio get to the bottom of this with the help of Polyjouice potion. It is also around this time that more muggle-borns get petrified, there is a duel between Harry and Malfoy, and it is revealed that Harry is a parselmouth and can talk to snakes. This leads to the first time in the films, when Harry is ostracised by everyone. Harry later finds a Tom Riddle's diary and a memory in this shows that it might have been Harry's good friend Hagrid who could have opened the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago and caused the death of a girl. But following spiders, and nearly being eaten by them, Harry finds out it isn't true and is relieved that his friend is innocent. Hermione also gets petrified during this time, and this clearly upsets him, but not enough to be able to figure out the clues that she has left behind. Harry was rather smart in my opinion, and him finding out the truth behind the monster of the Chamber just shows that. Again he risks his life, this time to save Ginny, and faces Voldemort/Riddle- a memory but still fatal again. He also kills the Basilisk with the Sword of Griffindor very bravely, and destroys Tom Riddle's diary (a Horcrux). People are all about the final film when he is about to get killed, but he does that numerous times in the films. For example here, when he had been poisoned by the Basilisk, and had been accepting death until Fawkes saved him. Upon his return to Dumbledore's office Harry, the wise, tells Dumbledore that he felt that there were similarities between him and Voldemort. But Dumbledore shows him that it was true, but still he was good and courageous otherwise the Sword would not have appeared to him. Again choice is shown. Also then Lucius Malfoy comes in, all snarly, and Harry's answer to him about being always there to save the day at Hogwarts shuts everyone up (except me who screams "Fuck Yeah!" everytime he says that). He then tricks Lucius into freeing Dobby, which shows that he is kind of cheeky, but in a good way. The end, with Hermione and Hagrid back, is a great one for Harry, as he has indeed saved the day.




HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban


"Expecto Patronum!"


Harry the teenager. He's an angry young man, that one. Anyways, first he blows up his aunt, runs away from the Dursley home, not gets imprisoned and says the biggest lie of his life (Umbridge notes), "Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?" I mean anyone can answer that- IT'S IN YOUR FRIGGIN' NATURE HARRY, THAT'S WHY! So Sirius Black, the murderer is out to get Harry in this one, but what really scare Harry are the creepy Dementors of Azkaban. As the tone of the story and film turns darker, so do Harry's problems. Harry is especially affected by the Dementors because of his horrific past. The first professor he ever really likes, Lupin, helps him overcome that fear with the cool-as-hell Patronus charm. Harry also becomes more adept at breaking rules with the Marauder's Map that Fred and George present him with. He goes to Hogsmeade with the help of that, and his trusted Invisibility Cloak, and gives Malfoy and his minions a taste of their own medicine. Then he overhears the truth behind his connection with Sirius- that he was his godfather, and had betrayed his parents, causing their deaths. He is super-enraged by this. The conspiracy thing is teeny in  this part- as he goes looking for the apparently dead Peter Pettigrew who had appeared on the Map. He doesn't find anything, but this gives Lupin ideas. Throughout the film, Harry is troubled by Trelawney-predicted evil omen- The Grim, but when she really frightens him is in her seer trance, telling him about the servant returning to the Dark Lord. Later when Buckbeak, the hippogrif, is about to be executed, the Grim comes. But he is infact Sirius Black in his animagus state. Harry threatens to kill him first, but when it is revealed that his parent's betrayer was actually Pettigrew, in Animagus form as Ron's rat Scabbers, he forgives him and they become great friends. Here too, Harry is just when Sirius and Lupin, who is a great friend of Sirius's and a werewolf, are going to kill Pettigrew and Harry doesn't allow it and want proper authorities to deal with him. Sometimes, very rarely, I do think Harry is too kind. Harry and Sirius start a great strong bond, one which is fueled by the relationship between Radcliffe and Gary Oldman. As Pettigrew escapes and Lupin becomes a werewolf, Harry tries to save his injured godfather from the Dementors who have come. Someone does, with a very powerful Patronus, but Harry starts believing it's his father. This again shows how much he misses his family. But then, in the going back in time with Hermione, Harry realises that it is in fact himself who performs the Patronus. Harry's is shown to be really gifted with this...I think it is because of his horrific past that he holds onto the happier thoughts better, which are essential for the Patronus to form. They save Sirius, and Sirius tells, like Lupin before, that he looks like his father James a lot, but has his mother Lily's eyes. As Sirius escapes in Buckbeak, we feel happy with Harry that he has a family finally.




HP and the Goblet of Fire


"I love magic."


Harry's connection with Voldemort's mind makes him continuously see a dream of Voldemort ordering a man to find Harry. After the Triwizard Tournament is announced at Hogwarts, we see how Harry has no interest in the "eternal glory" it promises, proving Snape's statement in the first film "Fame isn't everything". But as Fate (and a fake Moody) would have it, his name does come out of the Goblet of Fire. This causes everyone, including Ron, to really ostracise Harry this time, because now they think he's an attention-seeker and is trying to take away the spotlight from the true Hogwarts champion- Cedric Diggory. Still, his pure nerve and flying skills helps him to succeed in the first task with the Dragon, and he's in everyone's good graces again. The Yule Ball presents with itself a new problem- getting dates. Especially when Harry's first crush Cho refuses him, and Ron and Hermione choose to quarrel instead. Still the Yule Ball happens all fine and dandy, and Harry chooses to sit it out, 'cuz he's cool like that. The dream returns, along with the second task in which Harry nearly comes first with the help of Gillyweed, but because of all that "moral fiber" in him, stays to see all the people tied in the Great Lake for the champions to save are safe and he even takes Fleur's little sister along with Ron because of the hero-fiber. He also finds Barty Crouch's dead body and has his first dip in the Pensive, looking back at Dumbledore's memories of Karkaroff and Barty Crouch Jr. In the final task, Harry saves Fleur and even Krum to some extent, because he sees he's working under the Imperius curse. He even saves Cedric, though he should have just left him there, and then decides to share the Triwizard Cup with him (see- too good sometimes) and this takes them to Tom Riddle Sr.'s grave where poor Diggory is slain. And then, Voldemort returns in full nose-less glory. The first real duel happens between both of them, and Harry is brave as hell, even though he knows how powerful Voldemort is. He escapes because of Priori Incantetum, and upon returning to Hogwarts with Cedric's body, the poor boy, who must have been scared out of his mind, cries over his body. As Hermione says in the end, and Harry very bluntly agrees to- everything's about to change, especially for him.




HP and the Order of Phoenix


"LOOK AT ME!... What's happening to me?"


Angry Harry has a run-in with Dementors right at the beginning, and this causes him to get into trouble with the Ministry. He gets saved because of Dumbledore ofcourse, but due to being ignored by him, and feeling ignored by all of the world, Harry feels alone throughout the beginning. Lovely Luna makes him see the folly of his ways, and he returns to his ever-supportive best friends. Obviously Umbridge, the pink Nazi tea-cozy, comes to Hogwarts and starts making his life hell- calling him a liar and torturing him with her gory quills. The Ministry is threatened by him and Dumbledore too, and are spreading lies about them, but Harry finds comfort in the support his darling godfather Sirius gives him. Ron and Hermione make him start Dumbledore's Army to teach people the now-banned defensive spells. This also leads to Harry coming closer to Cho. Still, Harry keeps getting Voldemort's visions, and starts fearing for his goodness. Even after the big first kiss, Harry sees Nagini attack Mr. Weasley, which causes him to explode in Dumbledore's office due to all the neglect. He even tells Sirius this, but Sirius's reply is the blatant truth about Harry- "You are not a bad person. You're a very good person who bad things have happen to." Snape starts giving Harry Occlumency lessons, but Harry in his anger taps into Snape's mind and sees a memory of his father bullying Snape when they were school kids, causing Snape to call off the lessons at once. This proves fatal later when Voldemort creates a fake vision about torturing Sirius and causes Harry to come to Ministry (too good again). But fist, he has to battle Umbridge, which he does with the help of Grawp and some very hot-headed centuars, and uses the awesome line- "I must not tell lies." I have also really loved Harry's ability to say clever lines, because let's face it, what's a hero without his lines? Then with the main DA, Harry breaks into Department of Mysteries where he hears his prophecy about how he would be the one to kill Voldemort, if he doesn't kill him first, and finding about his vision being false. He fights the Death Eaters well, especially with Sirius. In this scene, there are two moments when my heart absolutely goes out for him- one when Sirius calls him James and that tiniest shot of him being overjoyed at this, and then when he realises that Sirius is dead, and the horror starts taking hold of him. The epic duel between Voldemort and Dumbledore happens after this, but they become even better for me when shots of a broken down Harry witnessing all this are shown. Finally Voldemort possesses him, and Harry is made to feel all the despair in the world, but he still fights back- telling the big bad Dark Lord that he pities him because he cannot feel the warmth of friendship and love. The images of Ron, Hermione, his parents, and Sirius going through his head, and we understand how pure and loving he is, despite everything he has suffered. Voldemort is obviously threatened by this, and he leaves Harry and Harry gets his redemption in public. At the ending, we see a newly confident Harry, who is sure that he is on the better side because unlike Voldemort, he has something worth fighting for.




HP and the Half-Blood Prince


"But I am the Chosen One."


This film starts with Harry getting a date with a pretty waitress, and I am left confused with all this Bond-esque smoothness. It all goes back to normal once Dumbledore comes and they go to recruit the rich-and-famous-collector/Potions master Horace Slughorn. And when Harry is suddenly gobsmacked in the presence of Ginny (DIE! DIE! DIE!). Harry's conspiracy theorist days return when he starts thinking that the now disgraced Malfoy has become a Death Eater and is on some kind of evil mission. This leads to him snooping around Malfoy, and then getting kicked on the face by him. Harry is much calmer in this film...what with all the romance and hormones. He gets the Half-Blood Prince's copy of the Potions text book, and suddenly finds himself at the top of the class, even beating Hermione, and as a result getting the much coveted liquid luck potion- Felix Felicis. He becomes obsessed with the book, much to the scorn of Hermione. Clever Harry tricks Ron on the day of his first Quidditch match into thinking that his drink had Felix in it, and as a result Ron kicks arse on the field. But when this leads to Lavendar kissing Ron in front of everyone, and a devastated Hermione, his loyalties are laid asunder. Also Ginny is dating Dean, so Harry is all jealous (pah!). Still he keeps getting a lot of female attention because of his "Chosen One" status. All this aside, Dumbledore starts showing him memories regarding Voldemort, in order to understand their enemy better, and the Slughorn fake memory. Harry is told by Dumbledore to get the real one, which is something that Slughorn isn't very keen on. Harry's claims about Malfoy continues, getting him into a bit of trouble with Snape and Lupin. This leads to a confrontation between him and Malfoy in a bathroom, where Harry ignorantly uses the Sectumsempra on him, causing him to bleed profusely. Shocked and horrified at this, Harry and Ginny go to dispose off the Half-Blood Prince book where he found the curse, and their kiss happens (Woo-hoo...Ginny's a buttface). Ron had also been previously poisoned, in which Harry quite adeptly saves him. He knows the feelings that Hermione and Ron have for each other, but being the independent third party, never does anything about it- slightly idiotic if you ask me. He finally uses Felix to get the real memory from Slughorn, and finallyn finds out about the Horcruxes. Dumbledore takes him to get another one he might have found, but only on the promise that he would have to listen to everything he says. He does so, very bravely- especially with the agonizing potion that Dumbledore insists on drinking to get the Horcrux. Upon returning, he is told by Dumbledore to hide under all circumstances, and as he does this, he watches in horror as Snape kills Dumbledore. I have forever had problems with this scene because it is just not in Harry's nature to just stand there and do nothing- in the books he was petrified and couldn't help it. He then follows Snape, repeatedly rebuking him, but Snape curses him and flees. Finally, upon his return, he kneels next to the fallen headmaster, and cries over his mentor's body. This film ends with Harry deciding upon going after all the Horcruxes, and Ron and Hermione saying that they will too.




HP and the Deathly Hallows, part 1


"No one else is going to die. Not for me."


The film starts with the Dursleys leaving and Harry going back to the cupboard under the stairs one last time, to revisit the innocence and simplicity of his childhood. For now Harry has definitely become a man. When all of the Order comes to transport him to the safehouse, he is very clear about his reluctance for them using the Polyjuice potion and turning into him, because as always, he can't see his friends get hurt. That doesn't happen  as immediately after their take-off, the seven Harry's and their protectors find themselves surrounded by Death Eaters, and this causes George to get injured and Moody to die. Harry hates all this, and wants to leave alone, but Ron stops him and tells him to wait a while. This doesn't last long as the Ministry falls, Harry becomes Undesirable No. 1, and the trio has to flee and start living on their own. It is now when Harry turns 17, and can duel all he wants. Dumbledore leaves Harry the first Snitch he ever caught and the Sword of Griffindor as part of his will, though the Sword is missing. In trying to retrieve the real locket Horcrux from Umbridge, Harry and the gang break into the Ministry, where Harry with all his fancy lines, hexes Umbridge and flees, but not without Ron getting splinched in the process. This leads to their life on the road, and the influence of the evil locket on them. He is lost without instructions from Dumbledore, and soon this leads to a huge fight between him and Ron where Ron leaves. Hermione, as always, stays with him albeit shattered inside, and Harry tries to make her fell better by dancing with her and stuff, but he too misses his "best friend" terribly. Finally upon returning to Godrick's Hollow and finding his parents' graves, Harry is sorrowful, but only just as then Nagini dressed as Bathilda Bagshot tries to kill him soon after. His wand breaks in all this, and we keep seeing him become more hopeless. But a doe-Patronus leads him to the Sword of Griffindor, and Ron returns to destroy the locket with it. All together now, Harry is stronger, and more confident and goes to Xenophilius Lovegood for some answers, but is soon caught by Snatchers. Hermione disfigures his face, and in the Malfoy Manor, Malfoy doesn't recognise him on purpose- showing that finally maybe there is some reconciliation between the two old school rivals. As I said before, I think it's because even Malfoy knows that Harry is right in his cause. Soon Dobby comes to rescue, and while the little wonderful elf does save the trio, Griphook, Luna and Ollivander- all prisoners of Bellatrix and other Death Eaters, he gets fatally wounded. When in the end, Dobby dies in Harry's arms, Harry is totally helpless in trying to save him. Still, Dobby dies with his name on his lips, once again showing what Harry's friendship means.




HP and the Deathly Hallows, part 2


"I suppose I'll have to kill him before he finds me."


Harry is our Hero! And this film proves that. Dobby's death proves a turning point for Harry, who knows now he absolutely do everything to destroy Horcruxes and kill Voldemort, and not let more people die for him. After getting the Hufflepuff cup Horcrux from Bellatrix's vault in Gringotts, and breaking out of the bank on a dragon, Harry starts getting more visions of Voldemort- but all broken up now. He understands that Voldemort is more dangerous now, and with knowledge about Harry's Horcrux-hunting. He decides to go to Hogwarts because planning isn't really the trio's forte, and everyone is ecstatic as Harry has truly become the leader he was always meant to become, but never aspired to be. Harry confronts Snape in front of everyone, and with a little help from Professor McBadass, causes him to flee. He then sets on finding the next Horcrux that he had a vision about, and Luna helps him in this by making him meet the ghost of Ravenclaw- the Grey lady. While Hogwarts is being attacked by Voldemort and the Death Eaters, he begs her to tell him where the diadem, i.e., the Horcrux, is. She tells him about how Tom Riddle had also asked for the same thing, but he promises to destroy it as that's what she wants. She helps him, but not without telling him that he reminds her of Riddle. When Harry finds the diadem in the Room of Requirement, Malfoy, along with Crabbe and Goyle, comes and asks for his wand back, that Harry had previously taken from him in the Malfoy Manor. Ron and Hermione come to fight with Harry then, but Goyle sets the whole place on fire...and perishes in it. The trio escape, but not without helping Malfoy and Crabbe too. It is Harry who insists on saving them, showing that he really was benevolent and never really wanted anyone to die. As they destroy the Horcrux, Harry is almost as affected by it as Voldemort. He sees that Nagini is the last Horcrux. As they go through the battlefield that Hogwarts has now become, they find that Voldemort has killed Snape. Again, Harry tries to help Snape, despite whatever he feels for the man, but Snape dies giving Harry his tears and looking into his Lily-eyes. Voldemort...using his voice powers (?) tells Harry that he has been disgraceful inn letting so many people die for him, and as Harry goes to Dumbledore's office to get the Pensieve, he sees all the dead bodies around and is aggrieved by it. After looking into Snape's memories, he gets the whole Snape-Lily story, and that he has to die to kill Voldemort as a part of Voldemort lives inside Harry. Now he understands the connection, one that he has felt for sometime now, and being the selfless person he was, goes to sacrifice himself. The snitch opens at his acceptance of the fact that he going to die, and the Resurrection Stone comes out. Using this, he calls the spirits of his parents and of Sirius and Lupin and with their company, and love, walks to his death. He doesn't die ofcourse- the Dumbledore in his head gives him the option to but he returns to save the day at Hogwarts! By doing this...using all his courage and hero-lines, Harry Potter finally destroys Lord Voldemort.




Final Thoughts- God I rambled on in this one- but it is so difficult to talk about the growth of Harry in each film, and not talk about everything that happens to him. I mean apart from a few quotes said by people here and there, to really understand him we have to see the circumstances he is put into and what he does then. Harry is an honest person, one with an affinity for trouble, but only to save others. He too is an underdog, and we love underdogs- fact of life. Also, he is modeled after war-heroes who repeatedly risk their lives to save those of others and fight against evil. Voldemort is the Hitler of the Wizarding world, and the fact that it is Harry's destiny to defeat him, inspite of all his fame and the cost at which it came, makes us root for him. Even though, as I have said repeatedly throughout this post, he is too good, he never becomes a fake figurehead. Harry is a great wizard, who understood the importance of love and friendship in his life because he was deprived of it at first- similar to Voldemort but unlike him, he never goes wrong or power-hungry.

Monday, 1 August 2011

"Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery" ~Hermione Granger

         If one was going to ask me if I liked Ron or Hermione better in the books, I would repeatedly change my answer. Ron is the funny, sweet, supportive best friend, and Hermione is the best nerdy girl character of all time. But in the films, no doubt about it- Hermione is the queen. And this is hardly her, or Emma Watson's fault. Steve Kloves, the screenwriter has made the biggest love story of the series with Hermione and himself. I mean I thought I was delusional, but this guy...he's creepy obsessed. Still, Hermione is as lovely and strong and spunky as she can be, and she is my second most favourite character of the film series.




HP and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled."

I liked Hermione from the start. Maybe it was because I was like her as a kid, and liked showing off my intelligence (barely do that now). Also I was a goody two-shoes, and would have probably use the quote above; or have been all dismissive of someone breaking rules going "What an idiot!"; or even, if you can believe me, said "LeviOsar, not Leviosa." And then she becomes their friend, and starts breaking rules like only the trio can. As said in the Ron article, her life-long love-bickering relationship with Ron starts now. This is the first time they fight, and he causes her to cry, and though this happens many times throughout the series, we see how affected she is by Ron from the get-go. Her promptness, her expertise, her emotions, and her look- all is characteristic of Hermione. I have always believed that without Hermione, the other two would have died in the first half-hour of the first film and Voldemort would have won! Hermione helps them in the Devil Snare obstacle, and though she tells Harry that she's only about books and cleverness, we know that she is all about friendship and bravery too. She too gets rewarded in the end, and she just looks so darling there.


HP and the Chamber of Secrets


"Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."

Hermione's magical genius is even more impressive because of the fact that she is Muggle-born. But from this film onwards, it starts creating problems. The very Hitler's-perfect-German-looking Draco starts calling her mudblood. Now in general, that's where I think JK Rowling got her idea of Voldemort and Death Eaters and purebloods/halfbloods/mudbloods from. So Hermione is like the poster girl for "Mudblood and Proud" as she is clearly better than Draco in every possible way. As the Chamber of Secrets is opened, her own survival is at risk. She brews the Polyjuice potion to trick Draco into telling Harry and Ron things about the Chamber of Secrets, something noone in her year could have possible make. She obviously puts cat hair in her potion instead and gets transformed into part cat. Afterwards, in true Hermione fashion, she finds out about the monster of the Chamber of Secrets, but is soon petrified. It is using her knowledge of this monster- the Basilisk, that Harry and Ron are able to enter the Chamber and slay it and protect Ginny. The ending, when she is cured and comes running into the Great Hall, and hugs Harry...it shows the connection both of them have. Then ofcourse is the Ron almost-hug, which is very cute too.




Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!"


I wouldn't say that this used to be THE Hermione film for me, but she was my favourite in this, and in among all the films till the seventh one. Why? Because Hermione became oh so spunky in this. Ask Draco's flattened nose. Or an insulted Trelawney. Her bickering with Ron continues, this time on account of their pets. There is also a running gag throughout the film on how she just keeps appearing out of nowhere. We find out in the end that it's because of her Time Turner, that she used to take a billion classes throughout the year. When Harry first finds out that Sirius was the apparent betrayer of his parents and that led to their deaths, it is Hermione who goes to him and comforts him. She always has a motherly side to her...an emotional one. We can see this when she starts crying at the thought of Buckbeak dying, Then she tries to come between Harry and Sirius because she thinks he'll harm Harry. And when Lupin comes, she tells him how she had figured out that he is a werewolf, leading him to call her "the cleverest witch in her year." But the moment she really kicks into action is when she goes back in time with Harry (Ron is conveniently injured) to try and save Buckbeak and Sirius. They do that, very brilliantly, and Sirius agrees with the earlier statement made by Lupin. This statement is repeated a few times in the series, and with good reason. As said earlier, without Hermione, so many lives would have been lost.




HP and the Goblet of Fire


"I'm not an owl!"


One of the things very apparent in the film-Hermione is her very strong sense of right and wrong. For example, when in this film Mad-Eye Moody shows the class Unforgivable Curses, she is clearly made uncomfortable about it. She doesn't even answer Moody's question about Avada Kedavra, despite her a-grade student status, because she thinks it will bother Harry. Later, when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire and Ron has a huge fight with Harry about it, she is the communication cord between them, though not voluntarily. Her fear for Harry's life in the first task of the Triwizard Tournament is obvious, and her reaction to Harry and Ron's weird reconciliation is hilarious- "Boys." Then ofcourse, the Yule Ball is announced. Unlike the oblivious Ron, Viktor Krum makes a move on her and asks her out. Ron ofcourse, like an idiot, asks her last which enrages her. And then at the Yule Ball, the beautiful swan moment takes place for her- Hermione looks beyond beautiful and leaves everyone, including Harry, speechless. This was also the moment I realised that the bushy Hermione of the book has been lost forever as Emma Watson is going to grow up to be more beautiful than anyone would have expected. Ron is obviously made jealous by this, but he doesn't understand his feelings, even though Hermione does. That shot of her crying on the stairs after their argument, is so sad and so endearing at the same time as we see how this girl is growing up to be a woman. After this, her role in the film reduces except that she is Krum's "stolen item" in the second task. At the end, after Voldemort's return, and the last day of school  the always wise Hermione asks- "It's all going to change now, isn't it?" to which Harry, in his characteristic dry humour way, answers "Yes."




HP and the Order of Phoenix


"Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules."


At the beginning of this film, we see how much it affects Hermione that Harry is shutting them out of his world, and how troubled he is. She and Ron are in a peaceful state throughout this film. When Umbridge comes, Hermione starts hating the fact that they are neither learning how to defend themselves nor pass their OWLs, which causes her to form Dumbledore's Army with Harry as their teacher. In the first meeting, her support fpr Harry is clear as day. She also notices girlier things like the feelings between Harry and Cho. Again, I must talk about the scene after Harry and Cho's kiss, when she defends Harry's kissing skills and then tells Ron that he has an emotional range of a tea spoon, and all three end up laughing about it. This shows the importance of friendship in her life. She is also a very able member of DA. When Hagrid introduces the trio to his half-brother, and giant, Grawp, it is Hermione's motherly attitude that Grawp ends up liking. Afterwards, when Fred and George are breaking out of the school and everyone is rejoicing and Harry gets a vision of Sirius being kidnapped, it is Hermione who first notices that something is wrong with him. She tries to reason with him, but as Harry is usually stubborn about this things, she agrees to go with him to help him. But Umbridge catches them and in order to save Harry from her evil clutches, she weaves a story up and takes them to the Forbiddem Forest. Over there again we see how she feels protective towards all living things as she tries to help an otherwise deadly centaur, to break free from the strangling ropes that Umbridge had cast on him. When in the Department of Mysteries, she fights well with the Death Eaters.




HP and the Half-Blood Prince


"He's been poisoned, you daft dimbo! And as a matter of fact, I've always found him interesting."


Like Dumbledore remarks later, "Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting." Practically this whole film is about that with Hermione. Now sixteen, her feelings for Ron are coming out in leaps and bounds. From a little spearmint toothpaste on her face, to using the Confundus Charm on Cormac during Quidditch tryouts, so that Ron gets the Keeper position in place of him; and from babbling about snogging at the most inappropriate times, to being visibly hurt at seeing Ron and Lavendar kiss in public- it's all out there. Hermione is so adorable in her lovesick state in this film. Her reactions to the tentacle-y Cormack's very explicit approaches, attacking Ron with charmed birds...it's all part of a little game called love. She tells Harry after the Won Won-Lav Lav kiss that he is her best friend, and that is what really resounds with me. She keeps trying to save him from "wrong influences" like attention-seeking Romilda Vane, and understands his feelings towards Ginny immediately (even if we don't). Later on, when Ron is recovering from being poisoned in the hospital wing, she first has a really embarrassing argument with Lavendar in front of all then professors, and her reaction to when Ron starts saying her name repeatedly is so priceless, and she looks happier than ever. Then again, stupid Ron forgets this, and her disappointed reaction is also very touching. In the end, when Harry is about to leave to look for the remaining Horcruxes, she tells him that they, and Ron ofcourse, are in this together and that he needs them, and they will all go.




HP and the Deathly Hallows, part 1


"Actually I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook."


This, THIS, is my Hermione film. Emma Watson, when she had been the cast, was the only one in the trio who had never acted before. So, despite Kloves's infatuation, she was a bit of the weaker link. But in this film, she stole the show. First there was the scene in which she removes the memory of her from her parents' mind (a scene that I have completely forgotten to include in my favourite heartfelt scenes). This scene shows the sacrifice that she has made for Harry's sake, and for the greater good. She, like Ron and the others, risks her life by transforming herself into Harry for transporting him. When the Ministry falls and Death Eaters take over, Hermione jumps into action. Her beaded Mary Poppins bag is only a symbol to show how much they have been preparing, As Ron rightly said, they won't last two days without her. The duel in the coffee place shows how brave and skilled she has become. When they hide out in Grimmauld Place, we see her and Ron growing closer. After they break into the Ministry and in their escape Ron gets splinched, Hermione tries to cure him. Her crying and shaking, and then immediately getting up to putting protective charms around the place, we see how strong she has become. While they are on the road, Hermione tries to keep everything together. She understands Harry better than anyone, and when he screams at her under the influence of the locket Horcrux, she knows that it's not him speaking, but the locket. When Ron goes berserk and leaves them, Hermione is crushed, but still doesn't leave Harry's side because she, like always, has complete faith in Harry. Dumbledore had left her his copy of Tales of Beedle the Bard as part of his will. In this, the highly logical Hermione finds the sign of the Deathly Hallows and she and Harry go to Godrick's Hollow to get some more clues, and maybe a Horcrux. There they find Harry's parents' graves, and like the understanding and supporting friend she always was, she creates a bouquet of flowers for them. Later, when Ron returns and destroys the locket, she is enraged to see him at first...but his explanation about the deluminator and how the ball of light with her voice went inside his chest, she is left speechless. She still appears angry- "I'm always mad at him." When they are captured by Snatchers, she is tortured by Bellatrix. They don't show her much, but her scream scares us more than anything. They escape ofcourse, with a 'Mudblood' carved into her arm. So throughout, we see a more determined, stronger and supportive Hermione, one who will be there for Harry through thick and thin, and is in love with the boy who annoys her so much: Ron.




HP and the Deathly Hallows, part 2


"I'll go with you."


Hermione in this gets our attention first not as Hermione, but rather in disguise as Bellatrix. When they break into the vault, it is Hermione's quick thinking that saves them there...especially flying out on the dragon. Then once in Hogwarts, Ron takes over unexpectedly, and finally. Every idea from him is quickly deemed as brilliant! And as said before, the kiss happens, and Ron's exertion is clearly admired by her. Her moment in this comes when Harry is about to sacrifice himself, and she just knows and tells him that she'll go with him. That one line, and we have to reevaluate the depth of what this friendship means for her. She also tries to kill Nagini, but our hero Neville takes care of that. In the end, when she stands in between the two, holding their hands, we can understand how happy she is. 




Final thoughts- Hermione in the films was practically flawless, especially towards the end. The filmmakers, now even I have started to believe, were Harry and Hermione shippers to some extent. Except I think it is only great platonic love and understanding they have for each other. Throughout the films, they have never fought and Hermione always stood for Harry, and risked everything for him and her belief in him. The chemistry between her and Ron was adorable too, ever since they were little kids. Noone would have figured that by the time she grew up, Emma Watson would become a gorgeous human being, but still, she was Hermione through and through. Friendship and bravery were as much a part of Hermione as they were of any of the heroes, and she has made a generation of clever girls proud.