Showing posts with label Bachelorette. Show all posts
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Friday, 22 February 2013

"Calm down, crazy."- MY FAVOURITE EVERYTHING ELSE OF 2012

         I kind of went on a list-making frenzy when I started with my end-of-year lists. These are the ones I won't be making separate posts for because of time constraint, but they are awesome nonetheless. Also, my favourite performances and films will be up soon.


  • Silva, Skyfall- A Bond film is only as good as its villain, and my god, I loved both of them.
  • Bane, The Dark Knight Rises- Not easy following Heath Ledger's footsteps, but Tom Hardy did a great, powerful job.
  • People, The Cabin in the Woods/ Paranorman/ The Hunt- People suck.
  • Joe, Looper- Love the concept of your older self being the baddie. Bruce Willis was super cool.
  • The Amazing Spider-Man- For being a shit, unnecessary film and wasting Emma Stone.
  • Old Age, Amour- We are all going to die.
  • Hugo Weaving characters, Cloud Atlas- Weaving is one of my favourite villain-playing actors and here, he goes from being an oppressive nurse to an assassin to the devil himself.
  • Joe, Killer Joe- Oh Matthew McConaughey, you creepy, creepy man. Never set foot in KFC.
  • Stephen, Django Unchained- I found him so much more villainous than his master Candie. A total bastard.
Biggest Villain of 2012- Loki, The Avengers
As I had written in my review, it isn't easy for a relative newcomer like Tom Hiddleston to hold his own against so many big actors playing such super persons, but he does it with a lot of snarkiness and aplomb. 




  • Hushpuppy. Beasts of the Southern Wild- Brave, wild, amazing.
  • Hulk, The Avengers- Mark Ruffalo and Joss Whedon have made me a fan of the big, green, rage monster. Smash all the aliens! And Thor! And Loki!
  • Patrick, The Perks of Being a Wallfower- Oh god, I want a best friend like him!
  • Selina Kyle, The Dark Knight Rises- Best part of the film by a batmile.
  • Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect- Aca-awesome.
  • James Bond, Skyfall- A human Bond is just that much cooler.
  • Richard Parker, Life of Pi- Magnificent.
  • Princess Merida, Brave- Pixar has given us a great first heroine.
  • Tiffany, Silver Linings Playbook/ Weird Girl, Frankenweenie- Because they're both weird and awesome and are going to become my role models (hey, this is my list!).
Best Character of 2012- Marty, The Cabin in the Woods
A prophet and a badass? He is going to become a cult god. Great work by Fran Kranz.




  • Cloud Atlas- Just look at all the actors and ALL the characters they portray.
  • Django Unchained- Tarantino might just have outdid himself with this cast.
  • Skyfall- Craig, Dench, Fiennes, Bardem, Whishaw. Stellar.
  • Silver Linings Playbook- There is a reason why this is the first film in 31 years to get nominations in all four acting categories. Love the other supporting actors too, most notably, Anupam Kher.
  • The Dark Knight Rises- I don't care about Batman half as much as I do about Alfred, Gordon and Fox. And in this we get Selina and Blake too. Plus, love it when Cillian Murphy shows up.
Best Ensemble of 2012- The Avengers




  • Everything Suzy Bishop, Moonrise Kingdom- Another memorable Wes Anderson female character with a penchant for individualistic fashion.
  • The surgery machine, Prometheus- When I was sick last year, I kept wishing for this machine so that I could get cured in jiffy. Mighty useful it would be.
  • Joe's gun, Looper- Uber awesome.
  • Shawarma, The Avengers- I, for one, am very happy that Shawarmas are getting the respect and love they deserve.
  • Kirsten Dunst's bitchface, Bachelorette- To master that would be a dream.
  • The Aston Martin, Skyfall- Try and tell me that your heart didn't skip a beat when this first appeared in the movie.
  • The time machine, Safety Not Guaranteed- Because I need one. Woodstock is waiting for me!
  • Bong cup, The Cabin in the Woods- Do I need to explain myself?
  • The Bat, The Dark Knight Rises- Do I need to explain myself again?
Coolest Object of 2012- Princess Merida's Hair, Brave
I made this list so that I can have Merida's wondrous, fiery tresses topping a list. I can build an altar to them.


Favourite Quotes of 2012-
(in descending order)

Sunday, 16 September 2012

Mini Reviews- Margaret, 2 Days in New York, Bachelorette

          The theme for this set of mini-reviews is the one and only New York City. Specifically women out and about in NYC.


Margaret (Dir: Kenneth Lonergan, 2011)

Basic plot- A well-to-do and outspoken teenager, Lisa Cohen, witnesses a horrific bus accident that she partly blames herself for. As she comes to terms with that and how to deal with it, she also has to handle her relationships with both of her divorced parents. A flawed but brilliant coming of age story.

           It is not easy to write a synopsis of a movie like Margaret. I was half-tempted to write "teenage girl stuff" to describe it, even though the exact situations that Lisa finds herself into isn't what happens to most of us. Margaret is a frustrating yet beautiful look into the mind of a young person who is coming to find out the realities of this world, and her path to disillusionment about it and herself. It is also about the various cultures and classes of people that live in a place like New York, the discrepancies in the justice system and is also a family drama about a broken one. But mostly, it is one of the best coming of age tales that I have ever seen. We see how this girl continues making mistakes and having loud obnoxious arguments, but we also see how the accident and her guilt about her actions affect her. I called it frustrating because I found it very hard to both like and dislike this character. Lisa is almost completely the opposite of me, but I still "got" her. One of my most favourite parts of the movie was when she is talking about her feelings over the victim of the accident Monica, who is played by Allison Janney in a brief byt heart-shattering scene, to Monica's friend Emily, played by an equally brilliant Jeanie Berlin, which causes her to lash out at Lisa- "Because... this isn't an opera! And we are not all supporting characters to the drama of your amazing life!" That one line for me was what this whole movie was about. Yes, Lisa is self-centered, but so is everyone else and it is very difficult not to be that. I feel that Margaret is about Lisa discovering that there is a world outside of herself, and how to live with that and in that.

            Yes that is a bit of too much for a mini-review, but again, Margaret is that kind of a movie that just goads one to talk on and on about it. Also I saw it during my pre-20-imaginary-drama-phase, so it ended up reducing me to a bundle of emotions. One of the biggest reasons why it succeeds in doing that is because of its excellent cast, led by a very young-looking Anna Paquin. Paquin disappears into the role of Lisa. Her anger, her innocence, her bitchiness, her disappointment- everything. Completely marvelous job. She is aided by other fine actors like J. Smith-Cameron who plays Lisa's actress mother who is going through her own life problems, Matt Damon, Rory Culkin, Mark Ruffalo, Jean Reno, Matthew Broderick, John Gallagher Jr. and Lonergan himself, who plays Lisa's father. Still despite all these amazing aspects, one cannot deny the fact that it is a very clunky movie. All the elements of Lisa's life and those around her don't gel as well as they should. There are scenes that have no reason to be there; some feel too long and some too short. The whole setting of New York is very scenic to look at though. Because of all these pluses and minuses, Margaret is an impossible film to rate, but quite easy to love and appreciate and spend hours thinking over.

Rating- n/a


2 Days in New York (Dir: Julie Delpy, 2012)

Basic Plot- Marion is now in a relationship with Mingus, and in the event of her art show opening, invited her Parisian family to their house in New York for a weekend. The cultural clash, Marion's show and subsequent selling of her soul test the strength of their relationship over these two days.

        A sequel to her delightful 2007 film, 2 Days in Paris, Julie Delpy's alter-ego Marion is a sweet, neurotic character that once again has to juggle her boyfriend, this time played by Chris Rock and not Adam Goldberg, and her crazy French family consisting of her jovial but at times inappropriate father played by Delpy's own father, Albert Delpy, her overtly sexual sister Rose, played by Alexia Landeua and Rose's current boyfriend Manu, played by Alexander Nahon, who was one of Marion's ex-flames. Mingus is often made very uncomfortable by this band of outsiders, so as to speak, and this starts to put strain on his otherwise normal relationship with Marion. One of the most endearing elements of the film is when Mingus discusses his problems with a cut-out of President Barack Obama in his office. Another more thematically cool concept shown is Marion selling off her soul as part of her show and then trying to buy it back from the very surprising buyer.

          Still with these ideas, 2 Days in New York somewhat fails when it comes to execution. 2  Days in Paris focused more on just the relationship between these two really different people, but Delpy in 2 Days in New York brings in a lot more but isn't able to fit it all together very well. I also felt that the setting of Paris in the first movie ended up having more charm than this more foreign setting of New York. It is obviously a very personal work for her because like her character Marion in the movie, she too had recently lost her mother and we see how this affects the character, and possibly Delpy herself. The supporting characters have their funny moments and I really love the dad. Delpy is definitely the best in show, her high point being the conversation that she has with a reputed critic about her art. All in all, a fun watch.

Rating- 6.5/10


Bachelorette (Dir: Leslye Headland, 2012)

Basic Plot- The B-Faces consisting of the icy queen bee Regan, junkie rock-n-roll chick Gena, the ditzy blonde redhead Katie and their sweet but overweight friend Becky were the shit in high school in the 90s. Cut to the present day, Becky is the first one getting married, much to the chagrin of the rest of the prettier though bitchier gang and when they all get together for the bachelorette party the night before the wedding, all hell breaks lose in the form of a torn wedding gown. While trying to figure out how to mitigate the situation and have the maximum fun in the process, they also have to come to terms with their past and present personas.

        First up, let me just say that I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE! It is everything I wanted Bridesmaids to be. No I am not comparing; I'm just saying that when I went to watch that, I was expecting this. Hell, I still argue that Bridesmaids should have been called 'Bridesmaid' instead. Now Bachelorette gives us bridesmaids- crazy, confused, coke-snorting, high-school-bitchy, awesome bridesmaids in the form of Regan, Gena and Katie. This film is like Mean Girls grown up, but still holding on to their teenage selves. Yes it is loud and vulgar, but the amount of depth that these characters still manage to show is outstanding.

           The three B-Faces is played by Kirsten Dunst as Regan, Lizzy Caplan as Gena and Isla Fisher as Katie. The first time I saw the movie (I have seen it twice because that is how much I love it!), Caplan's Gena stood out the most because of her monologue on blowjob-scale to a fellow passenger on a plane, her struggles with her ex-boyfriend Clyde, played by the uber-adorable Adam Scott, and just coming to terms with how her "life is a concert she never liked". In many ways hers is the most obvious arc and Caplan is both hilarious and heartbreaking in her role. But the second time round, I noticed how absolutely brilliant the roles and performances of Dunst and Fisher were as well. Dunst's bitchface is a thing to be worshipped. I loved her need for efficiency and her total badassery at getting things done. And like Lisa in Margaret, I understood why she was the way she was. Finally Fisher, who is the most underrated of all of them, has a beautiful vulnerability to her role, which is probably the saddest of them all. She is really funny, but is possibly the most messed up one too. Splendid work done by all three.

         Other actors were really good too. Rebel Wilson was funny and quite likable as Becky, which people will argue is not a word to throw loosely around in this film. Meh, I liked/loved everyone. I already adore Scott from Parks and Recreation and his character is sort of pathetic and charismatic at the same time, which makes him my favourite one outside of the three girls. James Marsden played the best man and the male alter-ego of the driven Regan and their bathroom um, rendezvous is very amusing. Kyle Bornheimer plays the very sweet Joe, who has been love with Katie since he sold her pot in high school. Also, this film has my favourite kissing scene of the year so far. Headland based the movie on her 2010 play of the same name, and her dialogue and an honest look into such women, which is further perfected by equally genuine performances, makes this film a joyous riot to watch. Hell, it is practically flawless for me, except a little bit at the end when Dunst and Wilson chant "Fuck everyone" which just irks me to no end. 

Rating- 9.5/10

Friday, 3 August 2012

Thoughts

1) Trailers- So last week I completely forgot to put some of the v. important trailers because I'm stupid. First we have the two identical Man of Steel teasers, except for the voice overs- one has Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent and the second has Russell Crowe as Jor-El. They are, as many have said, extremely Terrence Malick-esque, with butterflies and whatnot, but I kind of like it- especially the flying bit at the end. Then we have, what might be the most anticipated film of the year for many, many film lovers, P.T. Anderson's The Master. It looks very intriguing and the cinematography is beautiful. Next is Brad pitt-starrer crime flick Killing Them Softly. I like Pitt in this avatar and love the trailer especially towards the end. Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplin and Isla Fisher star in Bachelorette, which is kind of like Bridesmaids (it even has Rebel Wilson), but perhaps meaner and less depressing. I really want to watch this- I love Kiki being a bitch, and gosh her clothes in the trailer! The best trailer of this week is obviously of Skyfall, the next James Bond movie. It looks absolutely badass and gorgeous. Love Judy Dench as M, love Ben Whishaw as Q, love eerie Ralph Fiennes and Javier Bardem, and love love love Daniel Craig and his suits. I am so stoked! Also, I must talk about the Doctor Who series 7 trailer. Though I liked the teaser more, this one is pretty awesome too, with River Song, aka the love of my life, making an appearance, and also all those blown Daleks, which is supremely cool. CANNOT WAIT!


2) Peter Jackson is making The Hobbit into a trilogy. I don't know how I feel about this. I mean, will we even get to hear Benedict Cumberbatch's awe-inspiring voice in the first one? Poor Jackson doesn't ever want to stop making these movies, understandably so. Also, he should definitely take some of Total Film's attempts to name the third film into consideration. My favourite :')


3) Emma Stone will star in the next Cameron Crowe film, Deep Tiki. It has a really weird plot about a disgraced military contractor finding himself when he is sent to some top-secret base in Hawaii. I am only writing about this because in Emma Stone's fantastic acceptance speech for the Trailblazer Award in MTV Awards, she talked about Crowe being one of her role models. And since she is one of my role models, and my fake BFF, I hope this is a great film for her sake.


4) The Olympics have started and no, I am not going to discuss the sports since I hate all sports; this is about the opening ceremony made by Oscar-winning director Danny Boyle. I sort of liked it. I saw all of it, minus whatever was cut during the fucking commercial breaks and between the march of countries that begin with the letters J-P, because I fell asleep then. In my defence, it aired from 1:30 am to 5:30 am here. Here's what I did like- Kenneth Branagh coming out of nowhere, James Bond and the Queen jumping off a helicopter (though I don't know how much I like the idea of both of them um, together... Bond has quite a reputation with the ladies, you know), J.K. Rowling, who is my queen, reading Peter Pan, big bad Voldemort, Rowan Atkinson being awesome, the whole music bit (except that cellphone love business), especially The Sex Pistols playing with the Queen present there, head banging to Arctic Monkeys at 4:30 in the morning, that one hot torch runner, the lighting of Sauron's Eye Olympic torch, the pretty fireworks and just the fact that Paul McCartney was there. There was a lot of weirdness too, the weirdest being the creepy giant baby that obviously was from Boyle's very own Trainspotting.


5) It has to be spoken about- Vertigo has replaced the fifty-year champion of Sight and Sounds "Greatest Films" list, Citizen Kane. Now I haven't seen the latter in the longest time, but I remember being blown away by it. Vertigo, not so much. In the entire top 50 list, I have seen 21 movies, which is decent-ish. From this list itself, another Hitchcock giant, Psycho, would probably top for me, followed by Taxi Driver (or maybe the other way round...), and then In the Mood for Love. The director's list is slightly better, with Taxi Driver at least in its top 10. Also I have seen 8 of the films, so yaay! Also check out the choices of some of the best directors around.


6) The sequel to the prequel, X-Men: First Class is going to be called X-Men: Days of Future Past which is based on an 80s comic of the same name and it has alternate timelines, so it will affect the events of the first three X-Men films too, and that awful Wolverine one too. The first one was certified girl porn, so I am obviously really looking forward to the prequel sequel (I just like saying that).


7) Check out Eternity of Dream's New York City in Genres. Also, the LAMB Foreign Chops: Modern Bollywood. I contributed to both (shameless self-promotion etcetera).


8) Finally, you know what I said about Daniel Craig and his suits-
Please, please, please make him the next Bond.


Byee.