"I'm a normal kid, really. I just love to act."

Mary Elle Fanning is one the biggest rising stars of today, which is insane because she has *just* turned 15. As you can see from my banner, I am quite the fan of Miss Fanning. She started acting at the age of 2 years and 8 months (!) playing a younger version of her sister Dakota. Her recent turn as a troubled teen in 60s England in Ginger and Rosa left me gobsmacked because of her gargantuan acting talent. Also, I think she is one of the most beautiful actresses out there and I have had a girl-crush on her for quite sometime now (which I think is a tad creepy on my part but yeah...). Compared to Dakota, who is quite good an actress herself, I think Elle is the bigger talent and beauty. Even in the pictures of them as children, Elle has a much more soulful look. She just has a great face and is adorable in interviews and I can't wait to see what she does with her career. I already think that she's like the Nicole Kidman of our age.

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY ELLE FANNING!

Thoughts

       I skipped this last week. I was going to rally for other blogs for the LAMMYs, but the voting is closed now so I am sorry about that. I hope everyone does awesome. These are my thoughts this week.

1) The great and legendary film critic, Roger Ebert passed away yesterday at the age of 70. If you haven't noticed, I have a number of links on the right side of my screen belonging to bloggers whose stuff I love to read. Ebert is the only promineny critic there because I found his reviews as personally relatable as those of the people I discuss films over on Twitter with and so on. I have loved reading his thoughts on the artform called film. Even something like the review of a Twilight film was full of so much humour and wisdom. It was incredible to see the love and respect for him from my fellow film-bloggers on social media last night. Ebert has been an inspiration to all of us. I don't want to make this about me but my dream is to someday make films, and whenever I have dreamt such dreams, I would also fantasize about Ebert reviewing them, because he was the best of the best. This is the end of that dream, which saddens me a lot, but life goes on and films go on and I'm sure that's what Ebert would have wanted. He will be sorely missed. RIP Roger Ebert.

2) The filmverse also lost British actor Richard Griffiths. He had appeared in Withnail and I and History Boys though he will always be Uncle Vernon in the Harry Potter films for me. RIP Richard Griffiths.

3) Christopher Nolan's next epic Interstellar is to be looked forward to because of another huge reason- Matthew McConaughey will be its lead. Before 2012, I would have rolled my eyes at this. Now however, I think it's friggin' brilliant. His career renaissance is complete.

4) Tim Burton is also hopefully returning to form as he is set to make his next film Big Eyes on a couple of painters from the 50s, Margaret and Walter Keane who gained prominence because of their paintings of unusually large-eyed children. The script was written by the writers of Ed Wood which is excellent news. Also, Amy Adams and Christoph Waltz have been cast as the Keanes, which is a fantastic pairing. It will just be a delight to see both of these amazing actors together, but the whole story makes it that much more intriguing. And if you have seen these paintings and how frankly terrifying they are, you can understand why Tim Burton would be the perfect man for the job. I hope this film will be as good as it sounds.

5) Speaking of pairings, I am thinking of starting a petition for a movie which stars Robert Downey Jr. and Peter Dinklage, possibly as themselves. It will be fantabulous.

6) Shailene Woodley has been chosen to play Hazel Grace in the movie adaptation of the beloved John Green novel, The Fault in Our Stars. I think she will be perfect. The character of Augustus Waters is still to be cast and I, for one, am absolutely clueless as to who can play him. Woodley is currently filming The Amazing Spider-man 2 in which she will play Mary-Jane Watson. I couldn't give a shit for this film except it was announced that The Avengers 2 will have Spider-man in it and if anyone can make me care about the new Spidey (sorry Andrew Garfield!), it's Joss Whedon.

7) In other sequel news, Pixar is releasing the sequel to Finding Nemo, which will be called Finding Dory, in 2015. I am so disappointed in Pixar. They are supposed to be better than this. Dori topped my favourite female Pixar characters list, and now she's just another means for making a lot of money at the box-office. Pixar is one thing I expect originality out of. So sad.

8) In case you haven't noticed, and I don't see how you could miss it, my blog's been a little Doctor Who-crazy lately. Anyways, the current Doctor, who is also *my* Doctor, Matt Smith has confirmed that he will be staying in the show for the next series. Yaay! I was really afraid of him bowing out early, but I along with other Eleven fans don't need to worry for at least another year.

9) Trailers- I have already gone batshit crazy about the Only God Forgives trailer. Another awesome trailer is that of This is the End. I can already see "Hermione stole all of our shit" being in my favourite quotes list at the end of the year. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters looks like harmless fun. I'm going to watch it because one of my many husbands, Logan Lerman is in it, and also for Nathan Fillion. Carrie looks v. stupid, as was expected. Julianne Moore will be amazing though. Go Goa Gone is the first Bollywood zombie movie that I can think of, and it looks rather fun. Saif Ali Khan is obviously trying to emulate Woody Harrelson's character from Zombieland, but I like it. The latest The Great Gatsby trailer gives us a taste of what might just be a genius soundtrack, and the total visual extravangance that one would expect from a Baz Luhrmann film. I'm excited to see what they actually do with this. Finally, Wolverine is back and hopefully this film will be good unlike its predecessor. Still, Hugh Jackman shirtless is a nice image.

10) Finally, though this was released a while back, I hadn't yet freaked out about how amazing it is. This year's Cannes poster uses one of the most loveliest pictures ever of dream couple Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward kissing. I have been in love with this picture ever since I first laid my eyes on it. It's magical-

Goodbye.

"Wanna fight?"

Drive is one of my most favourite movies of all time. It is currently at #39 in my top 100-ish list. So when it was announced that its director, Nicolas Winding Refn and its star, Ryan Gosling, are reuniting for another film, I was psyched as hell.

The film, Only God Forgives, is about a man named Julian who runs a Thai boxing club and runs a drug operations in Bangkok. When his brother is killed by a retired cop Chang, who is also known as the Angel of Vengeance, his powerful gangster mother Jenna orders him to exact revenge and raise hell.

The trailer looks awesome. The things I love about it:

All the red.

All the violence.

ALL the Gos.

The four things that had stood out the most in Drive for me were the direction, the look with all the neon and that elevator scene, the music and the character of the Driver. Only God Forgives too seems to be delivering on all those fronts and more. Julian, who is being played by Gosling, is a lot like the Driver in his silent, lonely, violent ways. Also, Kristin Scott Thomas looks amazing and I think will be an excellent villain. Vithaya Pansringarm's character looks intriguing and badass as hell.

Eeep! Now excuse me while I go rewatch Drive.

"Could you just ask me that question again?" "Doctor Who?"

         It's Doctor Who time again! I know I skipped the recaps of the last two episodes because "Angels Take Manhattan" bore a hole through my heart and "The Snowmen" wasn't all that interesting except for our second meeting with "the woman twice dead"- Clara Oswin Oswald. But I promise to do my zany recaps for all the new Doctor Who episodes. So let's get started with "The Bells of St. John".

1) The episode starts in a "Blink"-esque way with a character called Nabile warning the the people of earth about a Wi-Fi connection which has strange symbols, which once clicked, sort of sucks in the soul of the person into the network and they gets trapped in there, not knowing where they are. Nabile knows this because he too has been "uploaded" into this Wi-Fi trap.
2) There are new opening critics btw, which are based on the classic Who series. They were first shown in "The Snowmen".

3) So the Doctor has been hiding out in an abbey in 13th century Cumbria, and trying to figure out who Clara is, when the bells of St. John start ringing and he is roused from his meditation.

4) And now, we meet Clara proper. She is taking care of children again, as she did in "The Snowmen" as a governess, and is having problems with the internet so calls "the best helpline in the universe", which is *obviously* the TARDIS, a St. John Ambulance telephone box.

5) Oh the book that Clara tells one of the kids to read is "Summer Falls" by Amelia Williams. AMELIA WILLIAMS, PEOPLE! I totally missed it at first but then had a huge freak-out. She speaks about how chapter 11 is her favourite and one cries their eyes out in it. What? What does this mean? MOFFAT, STOP PLAYING YOUR MIND GAMES!

6) I was reading reviews of the episode and many people have been speculating how this entire episode could have been inspired by a telephone conversation, and I can definitely see that. Clara keeps talking about how she can't find the internet and the Doctor is first extremely baffled and then irritated by it, though once Clara enters the password, everything changes. The password is "rycbar123", or "Run You Clever Boy And Remember 123". Ooooooooooooo.

I found this really funny, Idk why.

7) Clara muddles up and then accidentally clicks on the same evil Wi-Fi that Nabile was talking about in the beginning.
8) Though the Spoonheads are the monsters of this episode, the villain is Ms. Kizlet, a ruthless but quite brilliant business head who is running this whole operation. Celia Imrie was absolutely fantastic as her.
9) The Doctor turns up just then, monk costume, floppy hair and all and is overjoyed to see Clara, who does not remember him, but he keeps asking her to say "Doctor Who" because he realises how much he likes the sound of that, only to have the front door shut on his face.

Floppy hair is floppy.

10) The Spoonheads in themselves are actually kind of creepy, unlike what the name suggests. One shows up in Clara's house, in the guise of the protagonist of "Summer Falls" and then she rotates her head to reveal the spoon, that is actually a walking base station that hoovers (whovers?) up people and starts to do the same to Clara.

11) The Doctor in the meantime returns to his "mobile phone", ditches his monk apparel- "Monks are not cool!" and gets a whole new wardrobe. For some reason, I found the whole wardrobe change part very attractive, mostly because Matt Smith.

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12) The Doctor finds Clara unconscious and being uploaded and stops it just in time, going into crazy typing mode and then saves her, while sending Kizlet and co. a message very reminiscent of what he had said to the Atraxi in "The Eleventh Hour"- "Under my protection" and signs it off as the Doctor, which worries Kizlet and she contacts her clients.
13) Btw, shouldn't the Doctor not publicize the fact that he is THE Doctor, since he is supposed to be dead and all? I know he's erased all of his records, but surely people remember?
14) Eleven taking care of Clara is adorable, as is him taking in the aroma of a jammie dodger. He flips through one of Clara's books, "101 Places to See" which records all of Clara's birthdays except her 16th and 23rd ones. What does this mean too? There is also a leaf that seems to confound the Doctor for whatever reason (more on that later).

15) There is another lovely conversation between the Doctor and Clara when she finally wakes up and sees him under her window (sigh), where he is guarding her after having spoken to her dad about the government and inventing the quadrocycle. Btw, isn't that a car?

Dawwwwwwww.

16) So Kizlet and co. still want Clara and they light up the entire suburb by switching on the people and switch off all of London, making them a perfect target for... an out-of-control plane. The Doctor tells Clara to get into the police box with him, which she has now christened the "snogging booth" or for short, the "snog box". Then there is the much expected "it's bigger on the inside" moment, which was slightly disappointing after "The Snowmen", when that Clara goes "it's smaller on the outside". Also, the TARDIS is a total nightclub now. I like it.
17) Just as how the Doctor does it, instead of flying them out of safety, he flies them into the plane and then flies it even though he doesn't know how, 'cuz you know, he's awesome and all.
18) The internet at this time though fell in love with Clara...'s tea cup. Brits :D

19)The Doctor also then drives an awesome motorbike across London and he and Clara go to a cafe to find the location of Kizlet and co. When Clara had been partially uploaded into the Wi-Fi network, she somehow absorbed madcap computer skills. Seeing Doctor and Clara fight over her laptop was hilarious where the Doctor claims to have 27 brains to get his way, but Clara wins.

20) Some of the Doctor's finest moments come at this time when he asks Clara about her being a nanny and not doing "young things with young people" to which she answers "What like you? Down boy," the total meaning of which hits him gradually and much to his shock. I love their flirting. Also the Doctor acting like a 5 year old when he sees chocolate cake.

Can I just say, the Doctor stole my dance movies.

21) Kizlet then starts hacking into the people of the cafe and telling the Doctor her plans, while a Spoonhead in the guise of the Doctor uploads Clara completely.
21) At this point, I will stop. There is a very cool ride up the Shard, which is where Kizlet and Co. are located, thanks to Clara Oswald "FTW Oswin"'s computer genius, and him saving the day.
22) Kizlet and co. are shown to be working for the Great Intelligence, the villain of "The Snowmen" with a very welcome cameo by Richard E. Grant who has fed on the human minds and grown. It might be the big villain of the remainder of the series, which I think is cool because it too works with people not being to see it and the power that wields, like quite a few of the Moffat nemeses.

        Now for things I loved about this episode. It was written by Steven Moffat and directed by first-timer Colm McCarthy. Moffat, in continuing with the blockbuster idea of this series, went with an urban thriller this time with more than a few shades of James Bond, what with a character like Kizlet and the Doctor being a badass with the anti-grav motorbike. This episode was also a part social commentary in the present age of people being sucked into their virtual worlds. "Human minds trapped like flies in the World Wide Web, stuck forever, crying for help." "Isn't that basically Twitter?" McCarthy was very good in capturing the urbane feel of London a la Sherlock. I especially liked how well-handled the plane sequence was.

Coming to the cast, let's start with Imrie as Kizlet. She was brutal but in such a fabulous way. She had some of the best and most darkly humoured lines in the episode like "The abattoir is not a contradiction. No-one loves cattle more than Burger King." OHHHHH BURN! And her final scene is just spine-chilling.

Next comes Jenna-Louise Coleman as Clara Oswald. As I said in my Clara post, she is becoming a fast-favourite of mine. This Clara is a slightly less feisty version of Oswin from "The Asylum of the Daleks" but is still very fun. Her flirting with the Doctor is especially fun and also calling him out on the ultimate pick-up line of all time- "All of time and space, right outside those doors" or variants thereof, which let's face it, we will all fall for. But Clara doesn't, or at least doesn't show it and asks the Doctor to come the next day to ask her again, in his "snog box". Also, is the etymology of Oswin really from FTW? Like seriously, Moffat? The leaf in her book is page 1 and as we can see in the poster and pictures of next week's episode "The Rings of Akhaten", it will feature there.
       
         Finally, there is the Doctor. Matt Smith is becoming even more and more unique as the Doctor. From the floppy hair as the mad monk to his joy at picking up a bow tie, to his awkwardness around Clara, to being the dark timelord that he is- he is perfect. This episode allowed the Doctor to be rather goofy at times, and Smith shone there. Plus, I love the fact that he is sort of smitten with Clara, rather than the other way round. This is going to be fun!

        So there you have it. They also have new music now which I feel is quite modern. All of this is of course leading up to the 50th Anniversary in which *insert loud triumphant music* DAVID TENNANT AND BILLIE PIPER ARE STARRING! YAAAYYY! AND JOHN HURT! YAAAYYY!

       This picture was released today and it is literally everything because a) hot British men b) to see them act opposite each others, as their Doctor-selves, will be quite the event of the year.

        Join me next week as the Doctor and Clara go on their first adventure to the amazing planet of Akhaten.

The Month that was- March

       March has been just hot so far, and alas, it will get hotter. Gah, I hate summers! I suspect my movie watching is going to take a dip in the next few months because I REALLY REALLY need to concentrate on my studies, which is something wayyyy easier said than done.

Firsts:

1) Awara- This is one of the Indian classics proper, and it was very good indeed. I can't remember the last time I saw a surreal dream sequence in a Bollywood film.

2) The Crow- This film felt like a really long 90s music video, which isn't necessarily a bad thing but I would very much like a more "filmy" film made on the subject which I thought was v. interesting.

3) His Girl Friday- Wish I could talk this fast, and coherently at that.

4) La Haine- Mindblown. Also, officially one of my favourite looking films now.

5) Jack the Giant Slayer- Oh the things I watch for actors I find attractive...

6) Thirst- Everything a modern vampire movie should be.

7) Labyrinth- Bowie is awesome, "Magic Dance" is now one of my most-played songs, but the film hasn't aged that well.

8) Oz the Great and Powerful- I did a podcast on it! I had fun while watching it, but quite an unnecessary film really.

9) Out of Sight- Has Clooney ever been sexier? I think not.

10) Les Diaboliques- Quite brilliant.

11) The Devil's Backbone- Poignant and creepy at the same time.

12) The Full Monty- Fucking brilliant. "I Believe In Miracles" is on repeat as well.

13) Shallow Grave- Very disturbing and rather fun. Ewan McGregor 4eva.

14) Witness for Prosecution- So freaking amazing. Marlene Dietrich was such a goddess.

15) The Hunger- I miss vampires being sexy in films. Too much slo-mo though. It became distracting.

16) Mere Dad ki Maruti- The excrement that my father makes me watch. Such films almost make me lose faith in cinema.

17) Special 26- Pretty good though no where close to the brilliance of A Wednesday.

18) Tokyo Story- I thought it will be really depressing, but I loved how realistically poignant it was.

19) Chungking Express- Just amazing. Brigitte Lin's character's look is to die for.

20) Tape- Quite uncomfortable and good.

21) Shadows and Fog- Woody was trying to do a tad too much. Looked great though. 

Rewatched:

1) Sin City- Thought I would give it another chance, but barring its look, it really does nothing for me. Will watch the sequel for Fassy though. Oh the things I watch for actors I find attractive...

2) The Virgin Suicides- Always enchanting and baffling. Watched it after the release of the teaser of Bling Ring.

3) Enchanted- Amy Adams and James Marsden are the best!

4) Star Trek- One of the most entertaining films I have ever seen. The sequel cannot come fast enough. 

5) American Psycho- What a wonderful, twisted film! Still my favourite Bale performance.

6) Sleepless in Seattle- I watched that ending at least 15 times, I kid you not. Loveliness itself.

7) Django Unchained- Rewatched it in the theatre just in time for QT's 50th. Glorious blood.

8) Scott Pilgrim vs the World- Just needed some epic epicness in my life.

9) Captain America: The First Avenger- After watching Scott Pilgrim, I suddenly started craving Chris Evans. This film has Jenna-Louise Coleman, Richard Armitage and Natalie Dormer in it and I only noticed that this time around.

10) Moonrise Kingdom- The beauty of this film *sigh*.

TV Shows:

Girls, season 2- The first half of this season was really, really good and then it just went a bit nuts even though it did end with, thankfully, a happy finale. a) Favourite episode- "One Man's Trash". This has to be one of my favourite episodes of any show ever. It was like a perfect dream and then what happens when it ends. b) MVP- Adam Driver as Adam Sackler. He's such a weird character, though oddly endearing. Him in the season finale was just... wow. c) Favourite quotes- 

Elijah: What the fuck are you wearing?

Marnie: My uniform.

Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.

:')

Books:

Stardust by Neil Gaiman- Is it horrible that I like the film more? Or maybe because I am so used to it. Still, a pretty fantastic book.

Final tally:

                                    Firsts- 44               Rewatched- 24                 Shorts- 1 

                                                                        Total- 69

      I will hopefully post a few reviews in April. We shall see. Doctor Who madness continues, obviously.