Tuesday, 19 February 2013

"I have an army." - MY FAVOURITE FIGHT SCENES OF 2012

       It's that time of the (next) year again- list making time!! Last year I made a special list of villains because they stood out to me. This year, while I was listing down my favourite scenes, I noticed that a list-worthy number of them are fight scenes and so here we are. I do love a great cinematic fight. For the record, my favourite cinematic fight of all time is probably Mark Darcy versus Daniel Cleaver in Bridget Jones's Diary.

Note: Needless to say really, but this is a very spoiler-filled post.

Honourable mentions- Merida and Elinor vs Mor'Du in Brave, People vs Zombies in Paranorman, Abraham Lincoln vs horse-throwing vampire in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.



10.
Elizabeth Shaw vs Alien Baby in Prometheus

I admit that I watched this scene with my face half-covered, but god it was memorable. Fighting an enemy that is literally growing inside you and having a goddamn cesarean to get rid of that- kudos to Noomi Rapace's Elizabeth.



9.
Django versus Candie's minions in Django Unchained

This is the shooting scene right after two major characters have been killed and Django has to defend himself and protect Broomhilda. This film is full of shooting, but here it is both outrageous and scary and cool and the blood just explodes out of people. It bloody fun (yes, pun very much intended).



8.
Gollum versus Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

A battle of wits and riddles, this was probably my favourite bit in the book. And while the horrid 48 FPS technology managed to make many scenes unbearable to watch, it works here as Gollum becomes even more realistic. And Martin Freeman as always is amazing. I was really pleased with how it turned out.



7.
Cid versus Jesse in  Looper

Well, it isn't exactly a fight scene as much as it is really cool scene with someone actually getting disintegrated in slow mo. Poor Jesse did not know what he was getting into, and good lord Pierce Gagnon is terrifying and awesome. Total jaw-dropping scene.


6.
People versus Monsters in The Cabin in the Woods

Speaking of, how cool was this scene when it happened? This scene sort of unites the two threads of the story in one beautiful and unbelievable blood bath, quite literally. And man, that homicidal unicorn.



5.
The two brothers versus Mad Dog in The Raid: Redemption

Another film with a lot of really cool action scenes to choose from but it all culminates to this final battle between the deadliest of the foes and the two brothers teaming up against him. Keeps one completely rapt.


4.
Batman versus Bane in The Dark Knight Rises

Bane is shown as someone with absolute brute power and we can actually feel that everytime he lands a blow on Batman (YES, ON BATMAN PEOPLE!). It is very scary but also extremely believable seeing the badass caped crusader actually having his back broken by this beast of a man.


3.
Mallory Kane versus Paul in Haywire

Is it me or does this scene remind one of the elevator scene in Drive? Like that scene, this too is a mixture of sexiness and violence, with mood lighting. The fight between Gina Carano and Fassy feels almost like a choreographed dance with one very sensuously brutal end.


2.
Hulk versus Loki in The Avengers

I am right to assume that everyone has watched this film and loved this part and I'm not spoiling it with this gif, yes? Just look at it. It's hilarious. AND it's even better in the film. Genius.



1.
James Bond versus Patrice in Skyfall

If I had not made this list, this would be my favourite scene of the year. I have watched this movie thrice now and every time I can't stop myself from gaping when this sequence takes place. The neon lighting, the shadows, the firing of the gun, the fact that you do not know who is who until the very last moment- oh god it is beautiful. Roger Deakins deserves all the Oscars for this scene alone and action scenes have never looked more gorgeous.


More lists coming up shortly. What did you think of this one?

Saturday, 16 February 2013

Thoughts

      Hello people. It's been a long time since I have written a proper thoughts post. I have exams going on and I am a sleep-deprived mess right now but this is going to be my very brief respite from Swift and Chaucer and Blake and Coleridge and Donne and all those other sadistic literary bastards.

1) First of all, Stevee of Cinematic Paradox kinda, maybe, sorta giving up blogging for a while to focus on her final year of school. Stevee's was one of the first film blogs that I started following and it was a huge inspiration for me, even though it's only a few months older than mine. She's my blogging soulsister and I do hope she returns eventually.

2) I have started making my end-of-the-year lists but as I mentioned, my exams are on. Hopefully, I should finally start posting them in my study leave in between. I also had an Oscar-themed post in mind but we'll see how that goes. I won't be watching the Oscars live as I will be giving my film-studies exam then (oh the irony).

3) After my little freakout last week about Matt Smith joining Ryan Gosling's directorial debut How to Catch a Monster, it was reported that Saoirse Ronan will also be among its cast. I love Ronan and think she's like a wonder young actor and this film better be good because my expectations are crazy high right now.

4) Chris Pratt, who plays the lovable Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation and was the only one happy about Osama Bin Laden being dead in Zero Dark Thirty, is going to play the lead in Guardian of the Galaxy. Reading the character description, I kind of don't see it but here's hoping for the best.

5) Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner and Christian Bale will star in David O. Russell's next film about "70s FBI sting operation Abscam that took down a bunch of U.S. congressmen." This is amazing. This will be Lawrence's third film with Cooper, though in this, she will be playing Bale's wife.  I'm already so high on the Silver Linings Playbook love that I cannot wait for this.

6) Ladies and gentlemen, David Fincher-
The song's kind of blah, but my goodness, Fincher HAS to make a black and white film now, yes?

7) Hey guys, don't you miss the music in this blog? I sure do, but I haven't been able to find a good site that will allow me to post a playlist on the blog. If you know of any, kindly put a link in the comments.

8) Trailers- Fast & Furious 6 is going to come now. You would think that people will stop making these films. However, I will say that while watching the trailer, I kind of did want to watch it. It's just the kind of film I need right now. Trance's red-band trailer is all kinds of awesome. If that last Vincent Cassell bit doesn't make one want to watch the film, I don't think anything else can convince them. Two Mothers looks really creepy and fucked-up. I do not want to watch it. Monster's University doesn't have the most impressive trailer out, but I would like to see how Pixar tackles the frat lifestyle. Finally, Game of Thrones, series 3 is only a month and a half away!!

9) Finally, if you are not aware of it, I have gone a little Noel Fielding-gaga over the past few weeks. I have watched a lot of The Mighty Boosh and Big Fat Quiz of the Year and all of his Never Mind the Buzzcocks stuff. Since the Boosh won't make much sense to people who haven't watched the wonderfully weird show, here is a collection of some of my favourite Noel parts in Buzzcocks-






(on Beiber)


My goth god :)

Bye for now!

Thursday, 14 February 2013

The "SONSOFBITCHES!" Snubathon


        Mette, aka teen Yoda, of Lime Reviews and Strawberry Confessions has come up with an excellent new blogathon, in which she asks us to go to the dark corners of our brains when we think of that all-important word, "Oscars" and write about the snub that angers us the most.

         The weird thing about this year's Oscar is that it isn't a snub, but rather a certain nomination that irritates me the most, that of Alan Arkin's. Now I did enjoy Arkin's performance in Argo and I think he is a very nice person, but I feel that there were much more deserving performances that were overlooked in favour of his. 

Five performances that should have been chosen instead of Alan Arkin's sonofabitch Argo producer dude's-

Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained

People had been talking about his nomination ever since it was announced that he will play the villain in a Tarantino film. Yes, the expectations were very high, but Leo delivered far and beyond what I had thought. For the longest time, I have wanted him to play a fun role, since he always plays conflicted, mopey characters with dead wives and/or mental illness. Here is a man who is despicable, absolute scum of the earth, but look at him embrace it with so much "panache". He is hilarious and terrifying as Calvin J. Candie, a character for the ages. He even bled for it! What more does the Academy need?


Matthew McConaughey in Magic Mike

That opening scene. I mean, come on! I had never really considered McConaughey's acting chops before this year, thought of him as "that hot guy in those terrible romcoms" but my goodness, what a turnaround!  As Dallas he gives the ballsiest, pun not intended (well... maybe just a little bit), performance of the year, a title probably only contended by his own work in Killer Joe. There are not many actors who can dance in a thong and truly revel in it, like how McConaughey does. He's larger-than-life, super-duper sexy in this film and I love it and I bet everyone in the Academy also did, but you know how these things go...


Ezra Miller in The Perks of Being a Wallflower

I already wrote about Miller's performance in my Making a Case... post. The fact that Perks got no nominations this year was already sad, but I had been wishing that memories of his chilling portrayal of Kevin in last year's We Need to Talk About Kevin will give an impetus to his lovable, brilliant Patrick. Perks was a sort of dream movie for young actors to showcase their talents and a role like Patrick encapsulates both the highest highs and the lowest lows of a teenager's life, something that Miller more than captures in his beautiful performance. While I liked Logan Lerman's work a tad more (who had no chance whatsoever so let's not go there), I really thought that the Academy might embrace Patrick like the rest of us did.


Michael Fassbender in Prometheus

Prometheus, for all its grandeur, is a film that has unfortunately almost completely gone from my mind save for that terrifying birth scene and Michael Fassbender's David. Fassy, already largely considered as one of the best actors of his generation, here transforms himself into this weird machine-man with all kinds of mischief up his sleeve, revealing nothing yet making our hair stand on end. It is very nuanced, kind of freaky and totally cool and no one could have done it better than Fassy. However, sci-fi movies get as much "important" awards attention as films about teenagers and male strippers.


Dwight Henry in Beasts of the Southern Wild

While mini-supernova Quvenzhané Wallis blew me away the most in this film, her role would have been nothing without her chemistry with Henry. Henry who is a baker by profession, something that was just unbelievable to me, plays this loud, alcoholic, broken down, beast of a man like a veteran actor. Then again, perhaps a performance this raw couldn't have been done by people who have learned how to act and modulate and so on. One half of one of the most heartbreaking relationships of the year, I thought he did a tremendous job and with all the love showered towards Beasts, it was a little disappointing to see him not being a direct part of it.



      There you have it. Please join the blogathon and spread the hate around :)

Friday, 8 February 2013

The Big Fat 2012 Mini Reviews Post

          I realise that I haven't written a review in this "movie" blog in about three months. In order to violently shake myself out of this jadedness, I have decided to write loads of them, all at once. All are from 2012, and the title comes from the Big Fat Quizzes of the Year that I have been watching a lot because I'm in love with Noel Fielding. Enjoy, I guess.



Les Misérables (Dir: Tom Hooper)

"Do you hear the people sing?"

Basic plot (for those philistines like me out there)- Adapted from the reknowned musical, the film follows Jean Valijean, who after being imprisoned for nineteen years is finally a free man who cannot escape his checkered past. He breaks his parole to get a new life, and a new enemy in the process,  the ruthless inspector Javert. When  due to his negligence, a factory worker, Fantine, suffers a terrible fate, he adopts her daughter Cosette and raises her, but always under the threat of Javert. Set in 18th century France.

         If you know of my The Social Network and David Fincher obsession, you must know that I do not like Tom Hooper very much. I know it's silly, but it is what it is. Also, Russell Crowe's face irritates me to no end. So with this in mind, I sat down to watch Les Mis, totally ignorant of the story as I have neither read the book nor watched the musical. And lo and behold, I really liked it! I think being a Bollywood person, I am partial towards the musical genre as long as it does not overwhelm you with all the singing (I'm looking at you, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg). And this might be the first time I have seen a film employ live-singing, a brilliant decision by Mr. Hooper, I must say. Without it, we could not have had two gorgeous performances by Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway, both deservedly nominated for Oscars for their roles. Hathaway's rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream" literally made me shiver, and Jackman was plain wonderful and was born to play the role of Valijean. I thought the film looked quite beautiful, in spite of the infamous dutch angles and other filming techniques Hooper is known for. Among the other cast members, I thought Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron Cohen and Samantha Barks were pretty perfect and so were the kids playing little Cosette and Gavroche. Eddie Redmayne and Amanda Seyfried were slightly annoying, but apparently their characters of Marius and older Cosette respectively are not very liked. Which brings us to Russell Crowe as Javert. Oh good lord, my ears! Russell Crowe's "singing" is one of the most painful things I have ever experienced in my life. I might have liked Javert if he was played by someone else, but Hooper's biggest misstep ended up being this particular casting choice.

        From whatever I have read in Wikipedia, I thought the story was very well presented. The costumes, the music, the characters (except Javert) were all top-notch and I had two pretty special cinema trips all in all. I have almost forgiven Tom Hooper because of this and Jackman is the man!

Rating- 9/10



Pitch Perfect (Dir: Jason Moore)

"You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave."


Basic plot- The Bellas want to be the first all-girls group to win the International Championship of Collegiate A Capella and take the title away from Treblemakers, an all-boys group in their college. When edgy newbie Beca joins their group with a bunch of other characters, most notably (the awesome) Fat Amy, they finally have a chance at the title.

       Yes, this film is not very deep, but what it is is a lot of fun. It begins rather poorly, due to the totally misfired puke joke (PUKE IS NOT FUNNY, PEOPLE!), but then it gets much, much better. The songs, the lines, Rebel Wilson's ahmazing Fat Amy, all make the film very enjoyable and the right kind of fluffy fun that does not completely insult your intelligence. Once again, I enjoyed most of the songs, even though my total lack of knowledge about current popular music made it a little difficult. Many people are calling it "our" Bring It On, which is not an unfair comparison. This too is about an underdog group coming out on top and all the hilarious, music-themed obstacles in between. Anna Kendrick played Beca and while I loved her audition song, she was quite non-charismatic as the protagonist, which is a shame because I usually really like her. Then again, all characters faded under the epicosity that was Fat Amy. Easily one of my favourite comic characters of recent times, Wilson's timing and dialogue delivery is to die for and she is a rather special singer too. Other actors too like Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Elizabeth Banks and Skylar Astin were quite entertaining.

        One other thing that I personally really loved about this film was all the Breakfast Club love. I am an unabashed fan of the John Hughes classic and any film that idolises it gets points from me. Watch it for Fat Amy!

Rating- 7.5/10


Anna Karenina (Dir: Joe Wright)

"Anna isn't a criminal, but she broke the rules!"

Basic plot (for those philistines like me etc.)- Anna Karenina is a married, aristocratic woman who starts a love affair with Count Vronsky. Caught between her husband Karenin, Vronsky and the unforgiving society, this is the story of Anna's struggle.

           No, I have not read this world famous novel by Leo Tolstoy. Yes, I do hate myself. In regards to this movie, I adored it, though hardly for the story itself. This doesn't mean that I did not like the tale of the doomed Anna. I really did but Joe Wright's decision to make it on a staged setting, with every scene happening in an ever-changing theatre, and all the visuals that that provided, absolutely blew my mind. I am a big believer in "style over substance" if done right. And I would actually give the film the benefit of doubt that after having read the story and then rewatching it, I will almost certainly get many nuances of the script. It's just that I have not seen anything as singularly spectacular as the entire set-up of Anna Karenina ever and I was left completely gobsmacked. 2012 is a year of just stunning-looking movies and this film definitely among the best.

         I am completely of the opinion that Keira Knightley only really acts in a Joe Wright film. Their previous two collaborations, Pride and Prejudice and Atonement, were also beautiful films containing her other two best performances. I thought she was really good as Anna. The costume department did a wondrous job and Knightey benefited the most from it because she looked simply dazzling. However my favourite performances were by the erstwhile Mr. Darcy, Matthew Macfadyen, who plays Anna's brother Stiva, and ugly-mustached Aaron Johnson as Vronsky. Macfadyen was really funny and believable and I felt the most for Johnson's Vronsky. The rest of the cast made of Jude Law, Domhnall Gleeson, Kelly Macdonald, Alicia Vikander and Ruth Wilson were pretty good too.

      Wright comes out as the hero though. With the exception of The Soloist that I have not seen yet, I have loved all of his films. Anna Karenina joins this group because I thought he outdid himself with its visuals (though my love for Atonement and its beauty knows no bounds). It was also a rather smart decision because the story of Anna had to be presented in the "all the world's a stage" way. I think a woman's life is often judged just like it is public property and Anna's certainly was. All the little tricks Wright plays in telling the story this way is very commendable and my eyes and I were captivated throughout.

Rating- 9.5/10



English Vinglish (Dir: Gauri Shinde)

"When you learn to love yourself then the same old life starts looking new..."

Basic plot- Shashi is an excellent Indian housewife whose only flaw it seems is her inability to converse in English properly, as pointed by her unappreciative husband and smug daughter on a regular basis. When she has to go to New York to help with her niece's wedding, she finds an avenue to improve this part of herself by enrolling in an English-speaking class.

        I loved it. (Note: All the following reviews are going to start the same way) Absolutely, madly, unexpectedly. I had heard a lot of praises, but I could not believe that it was *this* good. It has been a while since I saw an Indian film as flawless as English Vinglish. The story, the humour, the heart, the message, the characters- everything was as perfect as could be. I kept waiting for something to go amiss, but nothing ever does in this film. It's believable and wonderful and oh so inspiring. Sri Devi is excellent as Shashi, a character so common and rare at the same time. Being Indian, I have seen many women like her- heck, I even saw shades of my mother in her- the Indian housewife who is expected to live her life in the service of her family and never ask anything for herself, and then to see her emerge as this heroic, independent, free-thinking woman is nothing short of jubilating. I don't know how much people of other cultures will identify with her, though this film does a beautiful job of portraying all types of people from many different places remarkably well, but I certainly did and it was fantastic. A woman wrote and directed it as well, and I don't think a male director would have been able to make it as perceptively. Shinde did some fantastic work here in showing the inner and outer life of Shashi and all the people around her.

       Of course this is Sri Devi's big comeback film and I don't recall any Indian actor, especially a female actor, ever having done a better one. Save her accent and voice which were a little distracting for me, all the emotions, which were often very subtle, were shown exquisitely by her. The other two characters I really loved in the movie were Laurent, played by Mehdi Nebbou, the French classmate of Shashi's who falls for her and their bilingual conversations are lovely to watch, and Shashi's niece Radha, played by Priya Anand, who helps Shashi succeed in her clandestine efforts. Two characters I absolutely despised were of Shashi's husband and daughter who were just horrid, but the film took the higher path in dealing with them as well.

        English Vinglish is also a rather beautiful looking film, showing the great city of Manhattan through the eyes of a fascinated stranger. The music though not very memorable, is complimentary enough. Shinde and Sri Devi have outdid themselves with this adorable little tale and there is just so much to love in this film that I cannot recommend it enough. PLEASE watch it, please!!

Rating- 10/10


Cloud Atlas (Dir: The Wachowskis and Tom Tykwer)



"We cross and re-cross our old paths like figure-skaters."



Basic plot- A grandiose tale about interweaving lives through six different time periods and how every life affects another throughout the history of the world through its actions.

          I loved it. This film is so grand and marvelous and entertaining! It is the reason we like stories and watch movies. It is complex yet simple. I will admit that in both of my viewings I have not attempted to really sort out this film but then again, do I have to? Can't I just love it because it shows a plethora of characters, all played by an assortment of actors, and it spans through the genres of adventure, comedy, political thriller, sci-fi, dystopian worlds, and of course romance? Or because of the fact that I was completely enthralled throughout its running time of almost three hours? Or just because Ben Whishaw is the loveliest person ever and Hugo Weaving gets to play a villain in drag? Whatever the reason is, I adored this film. 

          I have read about it being one of the most ambitious films ever made. After watching it, all I could think of is why aren't more movies like this made? There are so many stories to tell because every one has their own story. An crabby old publisher's escape from an old age home is no less impressive than a ballsy journalist trying to uncover a huge nuclear disaster-in-making. The romance of a gay musician in the 30s is just as magical as that of a fabricant in a futuristic world. The film celebrates love and freedom and bravery, just like all great stories that we have heard our entire lives do. And I really did think that it was great.

        The film looked amazing too. Every time period has its own allure and all the costumes and set-designs for them are superb. Of course in the visuals sphere, nothing beats the hair and make-up department which turns Halle Berry into a white lady, Ben Whishaw into an oppressed wife, Jim Sturgess into an Asian action hero and Hugh Grant into a cannibalistic tribesman and so on. It takes quite sometime to actually figure out who is playing who in this film, and I even enjoyed that part about it. I really liked all of the cast, but my favourites were Jim Broadbent, Weaving, Doona Bae, and Whishaw being the most exemplary.

       The Wachowski Brothers and Tom Tykwer have made a helluva movie-watching experience here. I don't understand the hate for it but to his or her own.

Rating- 10/10


Django Unchained (Dir: Quentin Tarantino)

"You silver tongued devil, you."

Basic plot- Django is a slave freed by the bounty hunter, Dr. King Schultz, in order to assist him in finding a group of men with a bounty on their head. Soon they start bounty hunting together till they decide to go and rescue Django's wife, Broomhilda, who has been sold to the infamous plantation owner, Calvin J. Candie.

        I loved it. Notice how the quote I put for this film is not one of the more well-known ones, like "I like the way you die, boy." or "Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention." or even the very obvious "Django. The D is silent." This is because the above quote is exactly what I would like to say to the filmmaker extraordinaire, Quentin Tarantino, who once again proves that he is one of the best writers and directors around. He made a non-sleep-inducing western, with new awesome characters that are now part of the Tarantino-verse. Leonardo DiCaprio as Candie, Christoph Waltz as Schultz, Jamie Foxx as Django, Samuel L. Jackson as Candie's trusted and shrewd black servant, Stephen and Kerry Washington as Broomhilde. In the first watch, DiCaprio and Waltz shine the most, as they really embrace the Tarantino-speak, and Jackson reveals a whole new facet to himself. In the second watch, I thought Foxx was pretty excellent as Django and Washington really good too. 

      The film looked gorgeous with the magnificent American outback, all the period settings and costumes, and of course all the blood. All the shooting in Django Unchained looks almost pompous, which made it hilarious for me. It is one of the more disturbingly violent films by Tarantino as it does not shy away from showing a very dark side of slavery. Candie and Stephen are some of the worst kinds of characters ever, but DiCaprio also manages to imbibe a lot of humour in his portrayal of the former. Again, on a repeated viewing, I was able to truly appreciate Django's whole tale, how he goes from being a scared, unsure slave to a smooth-talking, powerful, bounty hunter, who is likened to Siegfried, a German hero in a fairytale about a character named Broomhilda. The soundtrack is, as is always the case with Tarantino's films, flawless, with "Who Did That To You" and "Freedom" being the best of the best.

       This was my most anticipated movie of the year and while it doesn't take the top spot because it was a tad too long and in my eyes, not as well put together as the other Tarantino films, I really loved it with all my heart and had a rollicking time watching it.

Rating- 10/10


Silver Linings Playbook (Dir: David O. Russell)

"Calm down, crazy."

Basic plot- Pat has just been released from a mental institution where he had been receiving treatment for bipolarity after a violent episode concerning his cheating wife. Out with his new positive attitude and belief in silver linings, he goes back to living with his parents, his OCD-ed bookie father, Pat Sr. and his sweet and caring mother, Dolores. He aims at getting his wife back after improving himself, until he meets newly widowed and equally "crazy" Tiffany who promises to help him if he partners up with her for a dancing competition.

          I loved it. A romcom about people with personality disorders that ends in a ballroom dancing episode? I mean it has practically been custom-made to be loved by me. It was funny and touching at the same time. The script was excellent and the acting top-notch. Everyone was perfect in their roles and I cannot think of a better film to get nominations in all four acting categories in the Oscars than this. Though Tiffany, played by Jennifer Lawrence, is my favourite character in the movie, on a repeated viewing, I think Cooper gives the best performance in the movie and of his career so far. Not just his outbursts about Hemingway or his wife, but the silent moments, especially while reacting to, ironically, the crazier people around him. Very nuanced work done by Cooper here. Lawrence too is outstanding, giving a performance completely different from her previous Oscar-nominated one in Winter's Bone. As Tiffany, she is loud and feisty and beautifully emotional. I also think that she looked particularly stunning in this film. Robert De Niro makes quite the acting comeback as Pat Sr. who keeps trying so hard to make things better by controlling them. He is hilarious in parts, like when chasing a meddling kid down to his house, and very moving in others, like when he tries to be a father to Pat. Jacki Weaver's Dolores is what binds them all together and she is just so sweet and caring. The chemistry between each and everyone of them is spot on, and it's just a joy to see them play off each other so well.

           Director and writer David O. Russell made Silver Linings Playbook for his son who has bipolar disorder. I usually try to keep the art and the artist separated, but I think sometimes it is alright to admire such people for their motives and inspirations. I think this is why the film had so much heart in it. It was also very witty in the way it played with similar sequences like the Pat and Tiffany running thing or how even the more contrived bits made sense. I especially appreciated its stance on Indians and not making us all about curry and saris and slums and giving the great Anupam Kher such a lovely role.

       I would love for Silver Linings Playbook to win Best Film and also Best Actress for Lawrence and Best Supporting Actor for De Niro, who I feel is the most deserving of a third Oscar this year. The film is a true delight.

Rating- 10/10

Thursday, 7 February 2013

We interrupt this program to bring you a special Weekly Thoughts post...

When the news broke about Ryan Gosling's directorial debut How to Catch a Monster, this was my response- 
"Like I didn't think it was possible for me to be more crazy about him, but the Gos is a gift that just keeps on giving. Can't fucking wait!!"

He had already cast the gorgeous and criminally underrated Christina Hendricks and his girlfriend Eva Mendes in it, so I was more excited...

Cut to this morning when I, happily on my way to what would ultimately be a dismal college trip, get a notification from Anna,



which caused a minor freakout because
THIS IS HAPPENING, PEOPLE-

In my wildest fantasies, and believe me there are quite a few, I could not have thought that *this* will happen. I have always been a bit against the idea of Matt Smith becoming a Hollywood star because he is slightly strange-looking, which I love, and I like him being all British. Also, even a whiff of imagining Doctor Who without him is unthinkable, but How to Catch a Monster is pretty much the perfect way for Smith to, if he absolutely has to, move towards American cinema. It is a fantasy noir, which sounds uber cool and though we don't know who exactly he will be playing yet, the plot mentions Hendricks's character and her sons being swept away into a macabre underworld, so I do think his character might not be the cookie-cutter hero type. And if he has a whole baddie side to him, it will literally be ecstasy for me. Hell, this film has become my most anticipated film of ALL TIME. The only way it can get better for me is if I can somehow get to be part of it (I must!!!!!).

BEST!!!!!!!!!

Friday, 1 February 2013

The Month that was- January

     I don't even know where this month went. It was like a bad hangover except nothing of that or well, any sort happened. I am currently on rocky grounds with movies- I can't seem to watch or write about them. It maybe the pressure of finishing 300 new-to-me films at the end of last year and all the awards talk and whatnot, but yes, it is pretty bad. January started out fine; for a while I even thought that I will be able to continue my streak of averaging 1-2 movies per day. However it was not meant to be because then I fell in love with Noel Fielding and everything went downhill. Sort of. I literally want to sit and watch his stuff all the time now, it's so weird. I started a lot of posts as well, but currently they are rotting in my drafts folder. Anyways, here are the things I saw in January.

Firsts:
1) Zero Dark Thirty- I liked it more than The Hurt Locker (which isn't saying much) and the second-half of the film was pretty good, but it has completely vanished from my memory already.
2) Woody Allen: A Documentary- Though this wasn't the director's cut, I loved every second of it. Woody Allen is my favourite person in the world.
3) Django Unchained- FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
4) Anna Karenina- I thought it was just so gorgeous. I really enjoyed it.
5) The Imposter- So, so creepy. I prefer my film-world, thanks.
6) Paranorman- It was pretty good, and the last act really elevated it.
7) Celeste and Jesse Forever- I thought it was really sweet and smart.
8) Gangster Squad- So Gosling *did* fuck up his voice for this. Still, the best thing about this v. v. mediocre movie.
9) Les Miserables- I liked it a lot, very surprisingly. Might have even loved it were it not for Russell Crowe's "singing".
10) Silver Linings Playbook- Absolutely loved it. Wasn't expecting to. Must rewatch. JLaw for all of the awards!
11) The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel- I really liked it. It captured many elements of India really well, probably better than any other non-Indian film I have seen. The cast was lovely as well.
12) Cache- Successfully unsettled. Are you happy now, Michael Haneke?
13) The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie- I was a bit baffled while watching it, but looking back on it, I did enjoy it.
14) Matru ki Bijlee ka Mandola- A number of surprising concepts in the film, though not executed as well as it could have been. Still, I love Anushka Sharma so much!
15) Oslo, August 31st- It was very beautiful and very sad. The scene where the picture given above is taken from is one I am not going to forget any time soon.
16) English Vinglish- Excellent film. Easily the best Indian film of last year. I recommend it to everyone.
17) The Sessions- Quite good, story and performance wise.
18) Dhobi Ghat- Pretty spectacular. Saw it in film studies and fell in love.


Rewatched:
1) The Boat that Rocked- Last film of 2012 and first film of 2013. I regret nothing.
2) Breathless- In film studies. Jean Paul Belmondo is a sexy beast.
3) Bachelorette- I heart this film so much.
4) Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist- I heart this film so much more.
5) Skyfall- I needed everyone I know to have watched this.
6) The Cabin in the Woods- Man, that homicidal unicorn!
7) The Perks of Being a Wallflower- This film kills me.
8) The 400 Blows- Rewatched it after a very long time in film studies. God, it is stunning!
9) Les Miserables- Cosette sucks.
10) Django Unchained- Loved Django so much more this time around.


Shorts: 
Paperman- Disney's Oscar nominated short is one for the ages. So adorable, simple and complex at the same time and with loads of heart.


TV shows:
1) Breaking Bad, season 4- Holy shit, what is this show?! Blown away. Gus :O :O
2) Homeland, season 1- I quite liked it, but then again, not that much.
3) The Hour, series 1 & 2- Ben Whishaw, you beauty! It's pretty good, especially the second series, but bloody cliffhangers. *shakes fist* BRITISH TELEVISION!
4) American Horror Story: Asylum- I absolutely loved this season. It was batshit crazy and so much fun, and extremely cinematic. There were Nazis, aliens, nuns, serial killers, Anne Frank, Satan and even a bit of breast feeding (eugh). a) Favourite episode- "Unholy Night" and "Split Milk". The former for all the Christmassy madness and the latter because of Lana and how freaking amazing it looked. b) MVP- Sarah Paulson as Lana Winters and Lily Rabe as Sister Mary Eunice. Lana is one of the most badass female characters I have seen in television. This series could not have had a better hero. And Sister Satan is so cool and evil. That dance scene! c) Favourite quotes- Sister Mary Eunice's always affable humour, "Did you celebrate Christmas in your Nazi household?" And the moment I truly fell for Lana, "One day, I’ll bury you."
5) The Mighty Boosh, series 1 & 2- This is such a weird show, but also  incredibly funny. I'm so in love with Vince Noir, even though I think I am a lot like Howard Moon (maybe that's why). Noel Fielding is very pretty.
6) All the Never Mind the Buzzcocks episodes feat. Noel Fielding- Yeah... It's fun. He's pretty.


Final tally:
                        First- 18                        Rewatched- 10                         Shorts- 1
                                                                  Total- 29


         With February comes Oscars and exams. I don't think I will be watching many films (I better not), but I need to rewatch certain favourites of the year and some nominated films. I will hopefully publish some of the posts that I started this month and also come out with my best of 2012 lists. Let's do this!