It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens

This is in memory of an incredibly cute kitten of my friend's who has been given away. And so I think it's only fitting to dedicate the greatest cat song in the world to her: SMELLY CAT

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses

You're not friend to those with noses

I'll miss you before we're done

Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

Oh are we done?

One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick

It's your ears, and nose and pick

Part of it, tempt me 

One, two, what's that smell?

All the dogs in the neighborhood

Are saying this for your own good

What, you're fat, so you can't run

No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

Porno makes you eat like that

I saw you in the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, 

It's not your fault, 

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, 

It's not your fault 

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault

We know what was in your food

They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?