ALIEN TEARS WILL FILL FOR HIM
PITY'S LONG-BROKEN ERN,
FOR HIS MOURNERS WILL BE OUTCAST MEN,
AND OUTCASTS ALWAYS MOURN.
R.I.P. OSCAR WILDE
This man is a legend even after his death. Remember how I asked for an obituary...well I like epitaphs too. In my religion neither cremation nor a tombstone is allowed, but that's exactly what I want. I want my ashes to be spread all over the world, just like in Elizabethtown, and I want a kick-ass tombstone which says something beautiful and apt, just for me.